This is pure perfection.

truth

uh oh how unfortunate,uh oh how unfortunate im gonna do a sneaky thing and throw a new contender in the ring

That is unfortunate! Those people you are talking about will just have to FACE it! (cringe!!)

uh oh how unfortunate uh oh how unfortunate i know how much you like to fight so ill add another problem to youre night

And DeeDee holding a gun would truly be scary