DONT LET YOUR WII DRIVE. ITS NOT 16. DONT PUT A DISC IN YOUR WII. JUST KIDDING; YOUR WII IS NOT A SOLDIER AND WILL NOT FIGHT YOUR BATTLES FOR YOU. YOUR WII IS NOT THIRSTY. IT DOES NOT WANT ORANGE JUICE. DONT HIT YOUR WII WITH A MEDIEVAL WEAPON. ANYWAYS WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN FIND ONE? EVEN THOUGH ITS CALLED NUNCHUCKS YOU CANT USE IT TO FIGHT NINJAS; YOUR WII CONSOLE IS NOT A PARACHUTE. IF YOU SKYDIVE WITH IT..... JUST DONT; DONT PUT YOUR WII IN YOUR PANTS; THE WII IS NOT AN OVEN AND SHOULD NOT BE USED TO COOK CHICKEN. ANYWAYS HOW CAN YOU FIT ONE? THE WII CONSOLE IS NOT A TOASTER AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS SUCH. IT DOSENT MAKE VERY GOOD BREAD. DONT MARRY THE WII. ITS NOT THAT GREAT AND ITS REALLY SHALLOW. WAT DAFUQ DID I JUST READ
