THE VIRGIN JOAN OF ARC; THE CHAD MULAN; PREDATES JOAN BY APPROXIMATELY 1,000 YEARS; ONLY WENT TO WAR BECAUSE SHE HALLUCINATED VOICES FROM WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS "GOD"; WENT TO WAR FOR HER FATHER; WAS AT WAR FOR 12 YEARS AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW SHE WAS A WOMAN THE ENTIRE TIME; HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE A LUNATIC; WAS ONLY AT WAR FOR LIKE A YEAR OR SO BEFORE SHE WAS BURNED TO DEATH; WAS A SENSIBLE PERSON; EASILY RECOGNIZABLE; THIS JOAN LOOKS LIKE AN INCARNATION OF ZELDA LOL; HAS A LOT OF MOVIES ABOUT HER, INCLUDING ONE FROM DISNEY; JOAN'S MEDIA PALES IN COMPARISON TO MULAN'S