THERE WAS A MAN DROWNING AND A BOAT CAME AND SAID "DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?" THEN THE MAN SAID "NO, THANKS. GOD WILL SAVE ME." THEN ANOTHER BOAT CAME AND ASKED IF THE MAN NEEDED HELP AND THE MAN SAID "NO, THANKS. GOD WILL SAVE ME."; THEN THE MAN DROWNED AND WENT TO HEAVEN AND ASKED GOD "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME?" THEN GOD SAID "I SENT YOU TO BIG BOATS, YOU DUMMY!!"
