Name the Puns

I don't get the salt and battery

Cool.... It's a play on the word of a common crime: Assault and Battery. Thank you, for allowing me to explain... and for dropping by! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_and_battery (Forgive me. I used to be a teacher. LOL)

I get the assault but still don't get the battery

Battery: is a crime. It is also the name of a power cell that holds a direct current charge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battery_(crime)

Ok

God that legit scarred me

Since the pandemic people have been real scary. Stay safe. BTW, You should be happy, I upvoted all your comments (Not that you'd upvote any of mine, but that's cool.)