Simon: where’s the pink puffball?

Calypso : Did you said vampire-

Simon lee: yup

Calypso : Okay-

Snowdart : o_o'

Simon lee: now then, where’s my toaster boy

Calypso : Who ?

Mix : Bread.

Calypso : Ohh okay-

Simon lee: yes, where is he?
Alwayzbread: *at home sleeping*

Mix : Idek, maybe in his house.

Snowdart : o_o

Simon lee: thx *flies away*

Mix : Np-

Alwayzbread: zz-!!!
Simon lee: hey there my little breadstick~
Alwayzbread: s-s-simon?!

Calypso : :I

Simon lee: hehehe~ yup~
Alwayzbread: i-i-i- didn’t expect this

Gold : * In his house for some totally legal reasons * ?

Simon lee: bye guys
Alwayzbread: s a v e m e

Gold : And why would i help you ?

Mix : Gold-

Gold : Finee * Yeets a garlic piece at Simon * That should work no ?

Simon lee: *eats it* lolololol
Alwayzbread: oh dear

Gold : * Confused * but-

Mix : Welp, it was nice knowing you bread-

Simon lee: *disappears with bread*

Gold : RIP Bread-

Simon lee: ive missed you~
Alwayzbread: s-same

Calypso : So..eh what now-

Mix : idk-

Simon lee: guys, meet my boyfriend
Alwayzbread: in the past

Calypso : o-

Mix : ooh nice-

Gold : Was all the breads gay-

Alwayzbread: -_- no not all
Simon lee: but you sure were, bready
Alwayzbread: simon...
Simon lee: oh come on..say it~
Alwayzbread: my blood sucking bad boy
Simon lee: good

Gold : I already like this guy !

Mix : Pretty sure he won't like you tho-

Calypso : :I

Simon lee: ^w^
Alwayzbread: hoo boy

Calypso : I was expecting bread to be related to him since he can turn into a bat or something-

Mix : Hm-

Alwayzbread: bat wings
Simon lee: *kisses alwayzbread*

Calypso : Ok-

Gold : Im gonna tell him about Nako-

Mix : Not yet Ferb.

Alwayzbread: O/////O
Simon lee: hehe

Snowdart : Hes kinda scaring me-

Calypso : Its fine Snow, he wont hurt you-

Mix : Ye hes too busy with breb

Simon lee: anyway, lets catch up
Alwayzbread: o-ok

Snowdart : :I

Charlie: :|

Gold : He's gone-

Douglas: do you mean kirby?

Simon lee: no i meant my little world ender

Douglas: so... void termina?

Alwayzbread: he means me
Simon lee: heya~
Alwayzbread: hi simon

Douglas: ._.

Simon lee: can i have a h-
Alwayzbread: no

Douglas: ?

Alwayzbread: -__-

Bloo: *whistling “Come Along With Me”*

Alwayzbread: *humming it*

Elder: did you wear some sort of mask?

Alwayzbread: no i just yolo

Gold: ooooh...

Simon lee: *picks bread up*
Alwayzbread: oh no

Bloo: so this was your boyfriend?

Alwayzbread: hod did you-
Simon lee: can i has huggo?
Alwayzbread: no.
Simon lee: *sad*
Alwayzbread: ..ugh fine, i guess you were my little pogchamp *sighs* cmere
Simon lee: *hug*

Bloo: I can see comments because haha 4th wall go brrrr-

Gold: ehehehehe...

Alwayzbread: oh I forgot I’m not the only one

Bloo: yep.

Simon lee: anyway, I’m gonna catch up with him
Alwayzbread: no you wont

Gold: but why?

Alwayzbread: look simon, we cant date
Simon lee: we dont have to be in the underworld bro

Gold: uuuuh-

Alwayzbread: long story

Gold: ok?

Bloo: is there a full moon?

Gold: BLOO NO-

Alwayzbread: yup
Simon lee: lol

Gold: agh..

*he just stares at his hands.*

Alwayzbread: oohhh

*he just screams in pain as he transforms.*

Simon lee: oh my...*transforms to a wolf*
Alwayzbread: ...i cant do that
Simon lee: *bites him softly* now you can
Alwayzbread: *wolf forme*

Bloo: f u r r i e s . . . *turns into a wolf anyway*

Alwayzbread: i kinda like this
Simon lee: hehe

Gold: *whimper*

Alwayzbread: welp, we’re all wolves

Bloo: I guess-

Alwayzbread: nice moon huh
Simon lee: yea

Bloo: mhm.

Alwayzbread: ..moon howl anyone?
Simon lee: I’m down

Gold: *shrug*

Simon lee: well I’m howling
Alwayzbread: meh i guess i could howl
Simon lee: oh you will later~
Alwayzbread: sh-shut up

Bloo: mk.

Alwayzbread: on 3
Simon lee: 2

Bloo: 1.

*howling intensifies*

*they start howling as well.*

*wolf howling mp.3*

Elder: *unamused*

Orange: *howling as well*

*its a friggin howlfest*

Hex: -__-

Spheros: *unamused, yet, joins in*
Nerith: *howls*

Hex: meh- *joins in*

Sparky: *howling*

*5 minutes later*

Lux: /-\

Alwayzbread: *ends howling*

Gold: -w-

Alwayzbread: that was fun
Simon lee: heh

Gold: yeah..

Simon lee: ight I’m taking this
Alwayzbread: nuuuu

Bloo: wha-

Alwayzbread: i wanna live...I WANNA LIIIIVE