Okay so I was going over to my friends house cause my mom had to give her mom something. This same friend told me that she liked my brother at some party even though they only met once. Like, who tf does that. Anyways, we went over there and her little sister (she's like 6 or something) wanted to play house and we agreed and my brother was the dad and her sister was the mom (even though I'm older but that'd be Alabama) and it was "night" but when my brother laid down she legit laid next to him so he faced away cause that was awkward af. And I'm just watching this being like "Tf my dude. Tf do you even see in him". So then it's "morning" and she pauses the game and asks my brother if he wants to see her guitars and he says sure so they go to the room and close the door a bit. Meanwhile I was talking with her sister and we got sus of them so we went over there and saw them kissing each other on the lips and then she asks "Can I be your girlfriend?" and I'm thinking "Shit just went from 0 to 100 real f**king quick" and he says "Um sure?" really awkwardly and she proceeds to try and make out and french kiss him when her little sister yells "What in tarnation-" (she didn't say that I forgot what she exactly said but I think that's close lmfao) and they look at us and are like "Oh shit-" and my mom comes over and asks tf is going on and after explaining she just stares at my brother with when we get home imma beat your ass child intent.
Turns out, my friends mom actually allowed her to try to do that and knew she had a crush on him.
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