Bc yes

*WHEEZE*

*WHEEZE*

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*rees*

*wheeeeeze*

That's not how gravity works

I broke the rules kid

Wha-

;)

Why would you do that-

Why not

;)

Because being kicked there f u c k i n g h u r t s

LMAOOOO I-

*ptsd ensues*

*hug* i apoligize

For what

Dear Soap/Slade,

I humbly apologize for harming your human-reproducing-system. I was merrily joking around. I hope it heals well.

*WHEEZE*

What going on here-

Idfk

O h o k

Oof

OW!!!!

*WHEEZE*

HY DID YOU DO THAAAAAAT?!?!?!

w h y n o t

Jerk *floats toward the sun so I can die*

*frowns*
*floats next to you*

Go way *puts you in escape pod and sends you to earth*

no *uses random laser powers and bursts through the escape pod*
*flys back to you*

*makes a stellar engine with Dyson sphere technology to move the sun, the planets coming with it* (This is actually achievable irl, or we could make a huge f**king mirror)

*rewinds time to back when i was in front of the sun*
*pushes you out of the way and burns* (thats a really big f**king mirror)

*pulls you back* ( Yeah)

*blushes* why are you saving me...

Because I choose to

...
*pushes you away* let me die

*continues to pull* Not before I get the chance to finally do what I've wanted to for a while

w-whats that... *turns to face you*

U-Um..

*tilts head* what is it?

Why*

Wha-

XDDDDDDDD

Huh.

Idfk-