ALRIGHT, WHO GAVE CREAM THE JUICY JUICE?!

meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sparky: *eating ice cream* sorry, I eat with my tongue.

Cream: It's okie! <3

Sparky: -w-“

*Cream licks it*

BlooPan: there it’s innocent and legal.

Astro: IS THAT CU-

Bloo: I’M SURE IT’S ICE CREAM- *nervous maniacal laughing*

Astro: NAHHHHHH CHIEF THAT LOOKS LIKE CUM

Bloo: hmm... is it? *licks Cream*

Astro: SIS NO-
Sketched: Alright, who wants to get wipped~

Bloo: PITCH OBVIOUSLY.

Sparky: *whimper*

Pitch: OWO mami~
Sketched: *purrs*
Astro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa-

Bloo: we all know where this is going!

Pitch: SHE CAME UP TO ME AND WAS POKMING HER NOSE IN PLACES SHE SHOUDLNT- LITERALLY!

Bloo: oh god, that one almost scared me because I thought you gave her “the job”.

Pitch: I mean-
*Sketched kicks down the door wearing a very revealing police outfit* STOP RIGHT THERE MOTHER F**KER-

Bloo: AAAAAAAA-

Pitch: . . . .

Sparky: PITCH!?

Bloo: AT LEAST JACK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Cream: O////O'' U-um....
*It tastes weird*

Bloo: *le gasp* WHO IS THE CULPRIT!?

Mixmellow:Cream what happened?! D:

Fireball:i'm gonna wait til a plot twist happens

*Cream shurgs*

Fireball:oh i see, someone decided to throw a jar of marshmallow fluff at her. *picks up the jar* mystery solved.

Mixmellow:O_O

Bloo: MIXMELLOW DID YOU JACK?

Mixmellow:no, i dont even have a reproductive area.

Clear: NOT YET YOU DONT- *breaking the 4th wall*

Mixmellow:wait wha-

Cream: I like marshmellows! :D

Mixmellow:yay. ^-^

Fireball:oh god. *eyerolls* if you guys get into a sticky situation with that fluff, don't go crying to me. *walks away*

Pitch: *drooling in the corner*

Fireball:aaand Pitch is back to his normal self again.. what did you do?

Diamond:*sleeping on a tree*

Pitch: I jacked off.
Astro: PITCH-
Pitch: OcO''
Cream: *licking her finger*

Fireball:YOU WHAT?! IS THAT WHERE THE WHITE STUFF COME FROM?!

Mixmellow:^-^

Diamond:wha- *wakes up*

Error!Cocoa: let her grow up.
Sketched: *walks in with a very revealing police costume* WHATS UP F**KERS-
Astro: SIS NO-

Fireball:bruh. *heads back in a time machine and time travels again*

*Danny chills in a beanbag with a card from Pumpkin*

*It was still cum*
Error!Cocoa: Sorry, I cant let you do that-

Fireball:BUT SHE'S 15!

Cloudy: Oh ehehehehehe... about that... *she pats her belly*
Lit: HUH?

Fireball:WHAT DID YOU DO?!

That is awfully f**kin sus

Oh wait I was thinking it was something else because my brain is corrupted and full of that shit but I think I know what it really is

Cloudy: Errrrr. IM uh, gonna-*gets cut off*
Cloud: IM NOT SPOILING IT-

Fireball:okay..

Diamond: *yawns* what's with the screaming? i was sleeping.. *she was in a tank top and a pair of pj shorts that look like boxers*

Cloudy: I have no idea.

*Diamond falls to the ground with a thud and goes to sleep*

Cloudy: *sigh* Yare Yare.

Fireball: *eyeroll* anyway, how's Eric?

Pitch: *mega nose bleed*
Cloudy: She's more a s l u t than Lust.

Fireball:my eyes! what's next? Lit appearing in that cowboy costume with fril-no! IM NOT JINXING IT!

*Sketched was now riding pitch*

Fireball:the hell? *cleans the cum off Cream and makes her forget what happened about it being on her*

*Cream still has white stuff on her*

Fireball:WHAT?! *gets some of the white stuff off her and looks at it*

Pitch: Maybe-

Fireball:OK, TIME TRAVEL TIME *time travels to before Cream got hit by the possible Pitch's white stuff and beats the shit out of him* AAAAAAAHHH *yeets Pitch far away*

Bloo: Mucky would love that.