I don't see whats scary about this dude

not even once?

no

okay..

everybody gangsta till splaat shoves up

yeah yeah.

Sparky: I’m not, that’s actually my cousin.

Fireball:SPLAAT'S YOUR COUSIN?!

Sparky: yeah, we didn’t get along before, he’s also into dubstep.

Lightning: >:(

Bloo: oooo big reveal.

Fireball:b-b-but HOW?! your a shape and HES A LITERAL INK SPLAT

Sparky: he’s square-ish.

Lightning: *earrape dubstep noises* (HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT THING.)

Fireball:STILL!

Sparky: and are you aware that he’s with us right here, right now?

Fireball:wait wha?

Splaat:KLASKY CSUPO

Sparky: ...I did not expect that.

Lightning: YAMERU-

Fireball:oh you mean Lightning?

Sparky: yes, Splaat is actually my non-Japanese grandpa-

Fireball:WHAT?!

Sparky: *laughing like Muttley*

*Fireball trying to figure out*

BlooPan: SPLAAT IS MY HUSBANDO.

Fireball:WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Sparky: ok I’m lying- Splaat is what came out of my pen...

Bloo: huh, makes sense-

Sparky: my P**IS-

Sparky: there I ruined your new addiction.

i wasn't addicted to Splaat but okay

Sparky: also I did a parasite genocide-