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Blank White Template | POV: You are vibing at your house and notice a creep with their hands on your window. They say: "Salutations sir! May I please be your mother?" | image tagged in blank white template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
263 views 7 upvotes Made by Pink3loving 5 years ago in Role_Play
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2 ups, 5y,
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Red October: go away before I make you
2 ups, 5y,
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The creep keeps saying it.
2 ups, 5y,
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Red October: *grabs his shotgun*
2 ups, 5y,
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the creep lets Red October shoot.
2 ups, 5y,
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*he lands a slug perfectly aimed at his head he should be dead*
0 ups, 5y
The creep dies.
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1 up, 5y,
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1. oc story: robot red: i dont have a mother IM A F**KING ROBOT
2. oc story: sawshredder my fanmade jojo stand: sorry but i do not have a mother or a father because im a stand but i will call my stand user to answer *calls stand user*
sawshredder user: uhm i already have a mom and im married so no?
3. oc story: new oc i hadnt showed or gave a name yet but the only information about it is its a teenager: no i have a mother already
0 ups, 5y,
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If you looked back and then looked at the window again, the creep was simply gone.
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1 up, 5y,
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yeah but what did he say, again, also the creep is a woman???
0 ups, 5y,
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I guess
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1 up, 5y
weird
1 up, 5y,
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Aster: "hmmmmm" "where have i seen that...... OH ALBERT! ARE YOU A FAN?
0 ups, 5y,
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The creep leaves.
1 up, 5y
Aster: "NOOOOOOOOOOO ALBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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1 up, 5y,
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top desk :"hello?"
0 ups, 5y,
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The creep asks the same question.
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1 up, 5y,
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top desk:"ohhhhhhh um how are you?"
0 ups, 5y,
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'I just want to be your mother!' the creep answers.
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1 up, 5y,
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top desk"Hmmmmmm no"
0 ups, 5y,
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The creep is gone.
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1 up, 5y
top desk:"HMMMM"
1 up, 5y,
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*Shotgun cock noise* no
0 ups, 5y
The creep leaves.
1 up, 5y,
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Me:
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The creep repeats.
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1 up, 4y,
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Mario: AAAAAAGGH, JESUS!
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
The creep asks the same question.
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1 up, 4y,
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Mario: GO AWAY!
0 ups, 4y,
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The creep will not leave.
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1 up, 4y,
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Mario: Luigi! Get the gun! (Luigi comes, holding a pistol.)
0 ups, 4y,
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The creep whips out building tools.
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1 up, 4y,
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The bros, at the same time: we have a mother.
0 ups, 4y
The creep leaves, like leaving the server,
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1 up, 5y,
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`` .. Do you take me for a woman? ``
1 up, 5y,
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The creep repeats like a spammer.
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1 up, 5y,
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`` Please .. cease .. ``
1 up, 5y,
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The creep is spamming 'Salutations sir! May I please be your mother?'
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1 up, 5y,
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`` Sir, I am a married man- do leave if you have nothing more to say..! ``

* He might as well shoo the creep off if this is the case. *
1 up, 5y,
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The creep just wants to adopt you.
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1 up, 5y,
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`` ... -- ``

* Apparently, he was an orphan, having both parents die in a tragic death. It's been 20 years after, as now some stranger decided to adopt him. He didn't know what else to do, and whacking them senseless with a baseball bat wouldn't do. *

`` .. Alright, I suppose..? ``
1 up, 5y
The creep is now his mother.
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1 up, 5y,
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Blue: wait a sec-

Shiro and Una: okay

Blue: sorry, I already have a mother!
0 ups, 5y,
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The creep is going to adopt Shiro and Una.
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1 up, 5y,
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Blue: they have parents as well *she was lying about Una*
0 ups, 5y,
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The creep repeats their sentence.
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1 up, 5y,
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Blue: ummm mom?

Violet: yes hun? *walks in*

Blue: this creep is doing weird things

Violet: wha- *she grabs a broom and goes outside to swat him away*
0 ups, 5y,
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The creep is successfully swatted!
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Violet: phew
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They never seen the creep again.
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1 up, 5y
(Yey)
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POV: You are vibing at your house and notice a creep with their hands on your window. They say: "Salutations sir! May I please be your mother?"