Playing too much PVZ

Miles: well that works.

??? *from behind them* Bullseye

Jay:what the f**k

???: *behind him* What?

Jay:I had no idea melons were so deadly

???: well if used correctly yes

Jay:so melons are deadly, more effective than my bat

???: I guess you could say that, not the only plant though

Jay:What the-what has this world come to?

???: Strange times calls for strange mesures

Jay:I guess I can't complain, I raid houses all the time and I hoard everything I find

???: Well I can tell you havent raided mine

Jay:Good idea, I can raid yours

???: If you want to die a gruesom death be my guest

Jay:I'm kidding, the houses I raid are empty

???: Ok

Jay:What's your name anyway?

Elias: Its elias, but most people just call me eli

Jay:I'm Jacob, i go by Jay,though

Elias: Alright

Star Seeker: Water Melon
Proceeds to eat out the inside of the watermelon
Makes a door in the peel.
Opens peel door.
Drags furniture into watermelon.
Puts watermelon in ground
Climbs into watermelon and closes door.
Puts a spell on watermelon house.

???: Thatspretty random but alright

Star seeker: time find food.
Puts a magic lock on watermelon

???; ._.

Star seeker: *finds puddle and drags a fish into the water melon
Can't fight zombies on an empty stomach.

???:that like your home now?

Star seeker: for now
*eats fish

???: O h k

Star seeker: comes out watermelon with a tiny gun and started blasting zombies

???: *watching

All the zombie's have been killed by the blaster in half an hour

*all in the area*
???: cool

Star Seeker: Finally
???: let wave 2 begin

???: *thinking* i need to get more plants

Star Seeker: I'm out I'm not getting paid.
Uses magic to move watermelon and flies away
???: your on your own

???: *runs to gis garage8

Bolt: well, i'm alive!

*behind him*
???: Your welcome

Bolt: who tf are you?

Elias: My names elias, but Most people call me eli

Bolt: nice to meet you eli!

Elias: So, whats your name?

Bolt: bolt!

Elias: Same to you, bolt

Bolt: am i in pvz or something?

Elias: What?

Bolt: oh yeah, characters in their own games don't know it's a game...

Elias: this isnt a game

Bolt: that's what you think *pat pat*

Elias: -..-

Bolt: what level is this, pool? backyard?

*they are in the street*
Elias: Tf you talking about

Bolt: i guess i owe you a life debt

Elias: No

Bolt: you saved my life!

Elias: So?

Bolt: sooo, i need to save your life, until then, i'm your servant!

Elias: Ugh whyyyy

Bolt: cause you saved my life, it's only fair

Elias: I dont care that I did

Bolt: -_- doesn't matter, i'm your servant

Elias; Bruh

Bolt: what now?

Elias: I was going home

Bolt: k *follows*

*he enters through the garage

*still follows*

*the melon is following, the leaves are acting like legs*
*there are plants scattered through, and some seeds

Bolt: weird...

Elias: What is?

Bolt: nothing...

Elias: tell me

Bolt; nahh

Elias: Would you rather have a plant chew on you

Bolt: uhh, no

Elias: then. what. where. you. going. to. say

Bolt: all these plants, Melon walking with legs, a lot of things

Elias: Whats so wierd aboutit?

Bolt: melons don't walk

Elias: No, but its a melon l a u n c h e r

Bolt: last time i checked, Chompers walk, Peashooters walk, Sunflowers walk, CACTI WALK, NOT MELON LAUCHERS!

Elias: Your thinking about something else?

Bolt: ?

Elias;Melons do walk

Bolt: ok...

Elias: *walks over to a pot and just looks at it

Bolt: tf-

Elias; What?

Bolt: why are you just looking at a pot?

Elias: there is something in i-
*the plant blooms into looking like a flower*
Elias: NO NO NO *he suddenly shrinks

Bolt: *looks down at him* you good?

Elias: What do you think?
*he can fit in thier hand

Bolt: *picks him up* so, where's the grow flower, if there is one

Elias: There isnt one, why would we want to grow zombies?

Bolt: Cuz people are "CRAZY!"

Elias: -.- we are just going to have to wait

Bolt: K

*a zombie walks in through the garage

Bolt: O_O AHH, ZOMBIE!

Elias; ok, its just one

Bolt: uhh *bops the zombie on the head*

*doesnt really affect it
*the chomper zombie walks up and eats it

Bolt: GREAT, NOW I OWE TWO PEOPLE A LIFE DEBT!

Elias: its a f**king plant

Bolt: *doesn't care and is hugging the Chomper* thanks purple Venus Flytrap

Crazy dave: *gibbirish*
Elias: something about ice cream pizza

Kayden: I thought you liked tacos?

(there was something about this in the comics too)
Elias; He likes a lot of things

(ohhh)
Kayden: k

*crazy dave goes inside

Kayden: what now?

*it chewing on the zombie

Bolt: *huggg*

*30 min later elias goes ack to normal

Bolt: oh look, you're normal!

Elias; yah

Bolt: K

Elias: ._.

Kayden: *silence*
(switching OCs to myself lol)

(lol)
Elias: * opens the door to the house* DAVE YOU HERE?!
*silence

Kayden: DAVE?!

Elias; He aint here

Kayden: oh...

Ray: Ight, Lets wait till he gets back

Kayden: aight

*2 hours later the garage opens, and there is the vehical (image

Kayden: hey look, it's Penny!

*crazy dave steps out of the vehicle*
Elias: ye

Kayden: why were you gone so long?!

Elias: *shrugs

Kayden: *sighs and sits down*

Elias: ...

kayden: *lays down and sleeps*

Elias: *shrugs and goes inside

Kayden: *snore*

*stuff

Kayden: *sleep*

*when he wakes up its dark out

Kayden: oh, so it's the nighttime levels now? K

*silence

Kayden: i should probably head in...
*walks inside*

*lights are off

Kayden: *shrug* guess everyone's sleep

*silent

Kayden: ah well * walks to the couch and lays down*

*next day?

(ye

Elias: *comes down* Wtf re you doing in here!?

Kayden: I still owe you a life debt

Elias: forget about it

Kayden: (image)

Elias: -.-

Kayden: ...

Elias: get. out

Kayden:

Elias: *drags him out

Kayden: let me gooooo!

Elias; leaveeeeee

Kayden:

Elias: Ill give you a sunflowrr

Kayden: Chomper, take it or leave it

Elias: fineeeee

Kayden: yey

*chomper goes over

Kayden: yey!

Elias; Can u go now

Kayden: *hugging the Chomper* nope

Elias: *rolls his eyes

Kayden: *vibing with Chomper* what now?

Elias: idk

Kayden: K

*he walks off, followed by a repeater

Kayden: *is still hugging his Chomper* hmm, HANGRY!

Elias; What?

Kayden: that's what i'm naming this Chomper, Hangry!

Elias; Ok

Kayden: it's perfect, right buddy?
Hangry: *nod*

*he walks off

Kayden: *random shit ig*

*killing them zombies

Kayden: *helps*

Elias:..

Kayden: