Both sides are usually douchebags but one is slightly worse

CONSERVATIVE; LIBERAL; OPINIONATED; OPINIONATED; TOXIC; TOXIC; OFTEN UGLY AS MAGGOTS IN A PILE OF SHIT; OFTEN UGLY AS MAGGOTS IN A PILE OF SHIT; ALMOST ALWAYS A RELIGIOUS MANIAC; USUALLY ATHEIST; WILL VEHEMENTLY TRY TO RATIONALIZE EVERY POOR DECISION THEY MAKE AND OFTEN ACTS IN THE NAME OF THEIR GOD; WILL USUALLY TRY RATIONALIZE EVERY POOR DECISION THEY MAKE; MANY ACTUALLY WANT EQUALITY BUT STILL MANY OTHERS JUST CLAIM THEY DO AND ONLY CARE ABOUT SPECIFIC GROUPS; MANY WILL GLADLY DIE BEFORE CONSIDERING CERTAIN PEOPLE EQUAL; CAN BE A GOOD PERSON DEEP DOWN BUT IS OFTEN HATE FILLED AND RULED BY DOGMA TO THE POINT OF REDEMPTION BEING VERY VERY VERY DIFFICULT; OFTEN A REALLY PATHETIC ALL BUT WORTHLESS PERSON BUT CAN ULTIMATELY BE BASICALLY GOOD DEEP DOWN