From the earth I rise, and to the earth I one day will return. What's up mother shuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here to introduce you to corn. Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It's also called maize because it's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor! Side effects of corn may include: choking, I guess. Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn! AHHH-
