Sun, Moon’s lost younger brother, wow their parents can’t raise children

His parents stands would be called B A D P A R E N T I N G

His parents couldn’t actually have stands

Ohhhhh but the joke still STANDs right?

Just like my dad that went to get milk 11 years ago

(This is a joke but my dad actually left me when I was 1)

They actually just didn’t know about him about him

Hex: *facepalm*

Sunstorm: everyone is going to question the parenting skills of the two worst gods

Hex: yep...

Ezlo: Look at this 4wujkl.jpg (click to show)

Sunstorm: WHY-

Hex: another good reason why I broke up with that b****.

Ezlo: wait you did. Well Nice

Sunstorm: why would anyone abandon her children

Lux: one of my children abandoned me.

Bloo: ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN?

Sparky: he treats some people like they’re our children-

Neo (in a trash can): I’m a big boi now, this is my new home.

Ezlo: LET ME INTO THE TRASH CAN

Sunstorm: we cannot do shit about the two dumb gods that abuse crack

Lux: BUT THE OTHER TRIANGLE CAN-

Sunstorm: all they gotta do is pull someone into the meme realm, then no good person, except for Ezlo, can get in

Lux: well that sucks.

Bloo: I heard you were planning on holding hostage of- I mean “sheltering” Bugs and Thomas.

Sunstorm: that wouldn’t stop Blaze, also Wave is now more calm, which is good I guess

Lux: fffffff-

Sparky: world’s most demonic F bomb in 3, 2, 1-

Sunstorm: Hiroshima f bomb-

*insert Lux screaming the F word.*

Sunstorm: is it true that Bugs has PTSD?

Bloo: I guess, Thomas also was traumatized when he got vored by Clear.

Elder: A SQUARE WILL NOT GET OVER IT.

Sparky: SHUT UP.

Sunstorm: Blaze is still worse anyway

Bloo: I KNOW.

Sunstorm: Clear is pretty tame compared to some assholes here

Sparky: yeah...

Bloo: did I mention before that you almost lost your shit when Clear fricked Thomas?