Triple sans

Thats kinda cringe ngl.

That's the rock from undertale

Get it right next time

What the [Profane word] did you just [profane adverb] say about me, you little [Profane term for women]? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the [Profane adverb] out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my [Profane adjective] words. You think you can get away with saying that [Profane word for animal excrement] to me over the Internet? Think again, [Derogatory term]. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, [Derogatory term]. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're [Profane adjective] dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable [Profane term for the Gluteus Maximus muscle group] off the face of the continent, you little [Profane word for animal excrement]. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your [profane adjective] tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will [verb using the profane word for animal excrement] fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're [Profane adjective] dead, kiddo.

Got to admit despite a few things that was a pretty cool read.. Honestly not to bad.. But I’m sure gonna have fun ripping this apart bit by bit

graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
Ok I can buy this I guess np… Whatever…

been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
Hmm.. Getting harder to believe now.. Especially as you can’t even spell Al-Qaeda

and I have over 300 confirmed kills
Seriously 300 kills? That’s an insane number must of taken decades but for a guy who took that many life’s over such a long period of time it very odd you can’t spell Al-Qaeda? What WTF is ‘Al-Quaeda’? I mean it’s just a spelling mistake right? Sure.. But if I was that person for months or YEARS at a time Im pretty sure that name would be burnt into my mind and would know the spelling but you over did it at 300… Some of the top in the world have 50 ish etc no where near 300 lol

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces
Right so keeping count ‘top of class in navy seals’ before and now us armed forces? And ‘trained in gorilla warfare’? Haha you play to much call of duty lol and to top it off you claim to be the top sniper in the ENTIRE us armed forces? I can’t even imagine how many many snipers that have 1k, 10k, 100k? I wouldn’t have a clue bit again YOU mr random guy on reddit I’m the best sniper pit of tens of not hundreds of thousands of snipers? Come on again you went to far way over the top lol

I’m the top sniper
And WTF does ‘top sniper’ even mean? Your telling me 100k snipers just gather together for a few days and have a little tournament in every state / base camp over the entire USA and bingo you won the title of ‘top sniper’ bet that looks nice in a frame on the wall… Mommy print that out for you? You must have been really good at call of duty to earn that lolzzzz

secret network of spies across the USA
On man ‘secret network of spies’? Haha pure gold you also watch to many movies little boy....

and your IP is being traced right now
My ip? Boy you don’t get how the internet works.. Come on what’s my (tor/vpn) IP address then? Can you show me my exit node even? Let’s see how you get that only a reddit admin could see that man you know nothing about the internet or hacking haha and you call me pathetic lol

See ya later alligator I am going to gaming

Ahem you said the word “hand” so My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it? Listen, Link As I walk through the valley of the Faces of Evil I take a look at my shop and realize "this is illegal". 'Cos I've been selling rope and bombs so long that, even Impa thinks that my mind is gone. I'm an educated clerk with rubies on my mind Got my gem in my hand and a gleam in my eye. I'm a loc'd out Morshu set trippin' trader And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger. Debt ain't nothin' but a bad deal away, I'm living life sell or die, what can I say? I'm twenty-six now but will I live to sell another year? The way things is going I don't know. Tell me why, are we so blind to see, that the bombs we buy, hurt you and me. My Boy! Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise. Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise. Keep spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise. Keep spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise *MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM* *MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM* *MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM* *MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM* *MMMMmmmmmmmm* *MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM* *MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM* *MMMMmmmmmmmm *MMMMmmmmmmmm *

I, Jotaro Kujo, am labelled a punk. I tend to overdo it with my opponents in fights, so much that some are still in the hospital. There was one idiot teacher who was all talk, so I taught him a lesson and he hasn't came back to school. At restaurants that served me lousy food, I leave without paying the bill all the time. But... even I know nauseating evil when I see it. Evil is when you use the weak for your own gain, and crush them under your foot. Especially a woman! That is exactly what you've done, huh? Your Stand isn't visible to the victim or the law. Therefore, I shall judge you!

Yume wo shibaritsukeru
Omotai sadame no ishi ni
Marude oshitsubusarete
Doko ni mo nigerarenai
Hitasura agakinagara
Dakedo akiramenai
Gareki no soko ni umoreta kibou no kakeratachi
Kitto kono te de mitsukedasu sa
Sekai wo kaeru tame ni

Fighting Gold
Jibun no michi wo shinjita mono dake ga
Itsuka kagayakeru inochi no kagiri
Kami ni mo sakarai tatakai tsuzukeru
Fukutsu no tamashiitachi yo
Fighting Gold

Inoru yori mo tada
Motomerareru no wa
Mae e to susumu kokoro
Jibeta wo hainagara
Miageta ano sora no
Hoshi wo tsukamaerun da
Daremo shiranai mirai e yurugi nai kizuna to
Kizudarake no kakugo mo mata
Dakishimete arukidase

Fighting Gold
Hikari wo hanate subete wo nuritsubuse
Jounetsu no iro de ikari mo tsumi mo
Chikara ni kaeta nara ima wo ikinuku no sa
Oretachinari no seigi de
Fighting Gold
Hikari wo hanate subete wo nuritsubuse
Jounetsu no iro de ikari mo tsumi mo
Chikara ni kaeta nara ima wo ikinuku no sa
Oretachinari no seigi de
Fighting Gold

Yasuragi ni senaka wo mukete
Fighting Gold
Jibun no uchi wo shinjita mono dake ga
Itsuka kagayakeru inochi no kagiri
Kami ni mo sakarai tatakai tsuzukeru
Fukutsu no tamashiitachi yo
Fighting Gold

I, Jotaro Kujo, am labelled a punk. I tend to overdo it with my opponents in fights, so much that some are still in the hospital. There was one idiot teacher who was all talk, so I taught him a lesson and he hasn't came back to school. At restaurants that served me lousy food, I leave without paying the bill all the time. But... even I know nauseating evil when I see it. Evil is when you use the weak for your own gain, and crush them under your foot. Especially a woman! That is exactly what you've done, huh? Your Stand isn't visible to the victim or the law. Therefore, I shall judge you!

Kami no sadame ni sae
Hanki wo hirugaesu
Gang-star

Osore to iu kanjou wo
Kakikesu Rage
Akuma ni somuku to
Chikatta hi kara

Houfuku to wa shuumatsu ka
Mirai wo kou
Ikikata wo sutete
Idomu mono Stay Gold

Sou sa me ni wa me wo
Uragirimono ni wa
Rekuiemu wo
Woah - Woah

Zetsubou ga temaneku
Sekai ni tachimukau
Don't care jihi nado iranai sa
Karada horobiru toki
Inori mo kie hateru?
Hell no!
Hajimari no Golden Wind

Ushinau mono nanimonai
Higatsuku Soul
Modoru michi sae mo yaki tsukushita sa

Shihai to iu ansoku ni
Oboreta mama
Toki musaboru you ni
Kakumei okose

Hokori takaki uragirimono ni wa
Rekuiem wo
Woah - Woah

Ikari mune wo tataki
Kodo sakebu mama ni
Don't care shinjitsu e to mukau
Nanika wo eta mono ga
Shin no shoshana no ka
Hell no!
Sabaku no wa Golden Wind

Woah
We go to rage

Zetsubo ga temaneku
Sekai ni tachimukau
Don't care jihi nado iranai sa
Karada horobiru toki
Inori mo kie hateru?
Hell no!
Hajimari no Golden Wind

So he has 6 eyes?