I C E I S L I F E ' S M E D I C I N E

💅💅💅THE NURSE💅💅💅

💅💅💅SOOOOO it all started in kindergarten when little me, known as Bloody Nose Kid, had a bloody nose! 💅💅💅 So I'm sitting in the nurse's office looking at the security camera and making weird faces because kindergarten, when the principal walccs in with an icepack in her hand. 💅💅💅💅m e a n w h i l e I'M BLEEDING HERE and she sits next to me and talccs to me calmly and takes the icepack anD I LIKE YA CUT G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💅💅💅💅💅💅 AND SHE WAS SITTING THERE AFTER THE BACC OF MY SKULL TOOK A GOOD OL SMACC AND SHE SAYS CALMLY "B L E E D" and duh I did XDDD

💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅THEN IN 4-5th grade, the nurse at THAT school didnt like any kid except for kindergarteners and 5th graders. So first we go to a roller skating place on a field trip and my friend FALLS AND BREAKS HER ARM and the nurse says "OH ITS JUST A SPRAIN" TAKES A BAG OF ICE CUBES AND SMACCS THAT PACK ON HER WRIST 💅 💅 💅 THE NEXT DAY MY FRIEND CAME TO SCHOOL SAYING ITS BROKEN 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅Then like within a year I got a bloody nose AND lost a tooth so I'm going down there and the grumpy person she was she looked up from her computer and was like "WHAT DO YOU WANT" and I'm like "uummm hai I have a bloody nose and my tooth fell out" and she casually said "wELL HOP ON OVER HERE AND GET SOME ICE!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅

💅 💅 💅 💅 💅THEn in 6TH grade at my new school my finger lost circulation (it usually does that when it gets cold dont mind me) and I asked my english teacher if I could run it under some hot water (cuz at my old school a duty aide told me to and it WORKED WOW SHES MORE HELPFUL THAN THE NURSE LOL) 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 and she looked at my hand and was like "ew lady hey no go to the nurses office" so I go down there and she looks up from her computer and I'm like "OH HAI MY FINGER JUST TEMPORARILY DIED" and she RUNS TO THE FRIDGE TAKES A HEAT PACK THROWS IT INTO THE MICROWAVE HEATS IT FOR 20 SECONDS AND YEETS IT ON MY HAND BAM 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 "thanks ms" 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 2 hours later I go bacc to give it to her bacc "hey heres your heat pack thx again" she takes it and opens the fridge. YEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💅 💅 💅

💅💅💅💅💅the end💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

oof-

Y E E T

del, whats with all of the nail polish?

*PAINTS YOUR NAILS*

ah noooooooo-

XD

if you remove the polish ill give you a cookie

I have no one to give it to
So no

>:(

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p o l i s h

n u

OOP

Nurses be like “ICE IS THE BEAT MEDICINE”

ICE IS THE ✨ W A Y ✨

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today I bruised my finger and the nurse gave me an ice pack to stop it from swelling.

It did not work.

OMG ICE IS THE W A Y

It did not stop the swelling

curse you, nurse!

XD

Oh my

Ye

:O
THAT’S MEEEE
I’M A SCHOOL NURSEEEE

Lol

UvU💅