π
π
π
THE NURSEπ
π
π
π
π
π
SOOOOO it all started in kindergarten when little me, known as Bloody Nose Kid, had a bloody nose! π
π
π
So I'm sitting in the nurse's office looking at the security camera and making weird faces because kindergarten, when the principal walccs in with an icepack in her hand. π
π
π
π
m e a n w h i l e I'M BLEEDING HERE and she sits next to me and talccs to me calmly and takes the icepack anD I LIKE YA CUT G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π
π
π
π
π
π
AND SHE WAS SITTING THERE AFTER THE BACC OF MY SKULL TOOK A GOOD OL SMACC AND SHE SAYS CALMLY "B L E E D" and duh I did XDDD
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
THEN IN 4-5th grade, the nurse at THAT school didnt like any kid except for kindergarteners and 5th graders. So first we go to a roller skating place on a field trip and my friend FALLS AND BREAKS HER ARM and the nurse says "OH ITS JUST A SPRAIN" TAKES A BAG OF ICE CUBES AND SMACCS THAT PACK ON HER WRIST π
π
π
THE NEXT DAY MY FRIEND CAME TO SCHOOL SAYING ITS BROKEN π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
Then like within a year I got a bloody nose AND lost a tooth so I'm going down there and the grumpy person she was she looked up from her computer and was like "WHAT DO YOU WANT" and I'm like "uummm hai I have a bloody nose and my tooth fell out" and she casually said "wELL HOP ON OVER HERE AND GET SOME ICE!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
THEn in 6TH grade at my new school my finger lost circulation (it usually does that when it gets cold dont mind me) and I asked my english teacher if I could run it under some hot water (cuz at my old school a duty aide told me to and it WORKED WOW SHES MORE HELPFUL THAN THE NURSE LOL) π
π
π
π
π
π
π
and she looked at my hand and was like "ew lady hey no go to the nurses office" so I go down there and she looks up from her computer and I'm like "OH HAI MY FINGER JUST TEMPORARILY DIED" and she RUNS TO THE FRIDGE TAKES A HEAT PACK THROWS IT INTO THE MICROWAVE HEATS IT FOR 20 SECONDS AND YEETS IT ON MY HAND BAM π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
"thanks ms" π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
2 hours later I go bacc to give it to her bacc "hey heres your heat pack thx again" she takes it and opens the fridge. YEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! π
π
π
π
π
π
π
π
the endπ
π
π
π
π
π
π