Nel the TOTALLY NOT ALIEN 1OO% HUMAN BOI

Bloo: why do you have green skin?

Nel: I haven’t seen the sun

Blurpo the Alien: mew.

Nel: lol

Bloo: you’re an alien admit it-

Nel: I am not an alien *you see an energy box behind him*

Bloo: what’s that behind you?

Nel: a box

Bloo: for what?

Nel: storage

Bloo: ok?

*the box moves*
Nel: frick

Bloo: *secretly recording*

Nel: *smacks the phone out of his hand then stomps on it*
The box: *opens*
37-a: hey boss
Nel: not now Andrew

Kobe: we all know what you are.

Nel: yes, a human

Kobe: yep-

Nel: dont mind me, I’m a human guy

Bloo: mhm.

Nel: this is just a suit

Bloo: *holding Hex* and this is just my dog.

37-a: I’m a dog too
Spheros: hey

Bloo: so many dogs-

Alwayzbread: yea

We all know how this goes

Someone is gonna prove your not human, just say it

Nel: i am tho
Alwayzbread: that is an alien

....

Nel: haha
Alwayzbread: you have green skin
Nel: I haven’t seen the sun

That makes you P A L E

Nel: plus a skin defect i was born with

Calypso : E

Nel: yo

Calypso : Hi alien boi.

Nel: i am a HUMAAAN

Calypso : Sure and im not obsessed with tails.

Starsun : * Wheeze *

Aqua: *slowly backs away to grab his phone*
Nel: but i am!

Calypso : Yeah sure believe what you want-

Nel: *dons his alien disguise by clicking a button* see human

Calypso : Oh.

Nel: *invader zim like laughter*

Calypso : ???

Nel: now then

Calypso : Also whats wrong with your skin-

Nel: I haven’t seen the sun

Calypso : Don't you turn whit if you dont see the sun-

Starsun : Depends,

Nel: plus a skin defect

Starsun : Whats the box behind u ?

Calypso : A...Box ?

Nel: oh this, it’s uhhh Pokémon merch

Calyspo : a box ! * Runs to it and goes inside it *

Starsun : The lizard who acts like a cat-

P-37-A: hey this is my sad excuse for a disguise pokeball

Calypso : I didn't know there was someone here too-

Starsun : * Starring at Nel * e x p l a i n h o w i t s p o k e m o n s t u f f .

Nel: look it has the pokeball design on it

Starsun : Okay human being, lets get an expert to see what you really are * Grabs him *

Dr. Medical expert: yup he’s human

Starsun : ...

Dr. Medical expert: anyway

Starsun : Okay-

Calypso : * Still in the box *

P-37-a: I’m a robot

Calypso : o noice

Tripotis : Robot ?

Nel: P-37_A wtf?!

Calypso : lel

Nel: ..*puts a warp pad on the ground*

Calypso : ?

*they gone*

Starsun : bruh.

*later*

Calypso : * Playing in the box *

Nel: *grabs it*

Calypso : :3

Nel: bye

Calypso : Okay bye alien boi

Nel: i am HUMAN!

Calypso : N a h .

*a day later*

Calypso : -w-

Aqua: cmon

Calypso : ?

Aqua: to my house

Calypso : Oh okay-

Aqua: *humming*

Calypso : * Next to him *

Aqua: heh

Calypso : :3

Aqua: ^w^

Calypso : Also, do you know who is the alien boi ?

Aqua: lol

Calypso : I might look for him later.

Aqua: sounds god!

Calypso : Thanks !

Aqua: *hum*

Calypso : :3

Aqua: lol

Calypso : soo

Aqua: yea?

Calypso : What now ?

Aqua: hmmm

Calypso : * Thinkin *

Aqua: *thunks*

Calypso : Idek.

Aqua: hmm

Calypso : We could look for the alien i saw-

Aqua: ...shoulda been a water dragon *becomes that* there we go

Aqua: yeye

Calypso : Oki !

Aqua: *gets alien hunting kit*

Calypso : o

Aqua: lol

Calypso : Lets gooo

Nel: *gets home*

Calypso : * Dragon form * Hop in Aqua !

Aqua: no need *becomes a hydra*

Calypso : O okay * Flying *

Aqua: theres an alien?

Calypso : Ye ?

Aqua: huh, weird

Calypso : Ik, he even pretends that he is human.

Aqua: who?

Calypso : Nel or something-

Aqua: odd

Calypso : Yup, but he got nice boxes.

Aqua: lol

Calypso : :3