BREAKING NEWS: BEAN ZOMBIES HAVE FLOODED THE COUNTRY. DONT GO OUTSIDE. REPORT THE GOVERNMENT IMMEDIATELY IF ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS IS A BEAN ZOMBIE.
BREAKING NEWS *makes news noises with my mouth* WE JUST SAW SOME F**KING SCARY ASS GHOSTS ROAMING DOWN THE STREETS, SCREAMING "ME AND THE BOYS AT 2AM LOOKING FOR BEANS" BEANS I SAY, BEANS, WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE