Announcment: *ding dong dong ding* Warning. There a more school shooters that are too strong for anyone besides the FBI to kill. That means you cant kill them Lime.
Lime: dang it.
Spy: Backstabs 2 of them
Heavy: Destroys 5
Scout: Kills 10
Medic: heals all
Engineer: camps
Sniper: Headshots
Pyro: A literalmadman killing all of them
Demoman: HAHAHAHA
Announcing Speaker Bell Thing: *ding dong dong ding* Please go inside now and if there is anyone outside that cant by possible injury please bring them inside.
OMG THERE'S A SCHOOL SHOOTER; I WOULD LOVE TO INFORM YOU THAT THERE IS A SCHOOL SHOOTER IN OUR SCHOOL AND WE SHOULD HIDE; DEAR CLASS, AS YOU MAY HAVE KNOWN A SCHOOL SHOOTER HAS INVADED OUR LOVELY SCHOOL, HIDING AS WELL AS CALLING THE POLICE IS A VALID OPTION; go to gulag shooter