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FROM THE EARTH I RISE, AND TO THE EARTH I ONE DAY WILL RETURN. WHAT'S UP MOTHER SHUCKERS? MY NAME IS COLONEL CORNELIUS CORNWALL, AND I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO CORN. CORN IS A NORTH AMERICAN CEREAL PLANT THAT YIELDS LARGE KERNELS ON A COB. IT'S ALSO CALLED MAIZE BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO GET LOST IN ITS INCREDIBLE FLAVOR! SIDE EFFECTS OF CORN MAY INCLUDE: CHOKING, I GUESS. COME DOWN TODAY AND TRY SOME CORN, OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN! AHHH-