GOD: “I AM ALL POWERFUL! I CAN DO ANYTHING! MY KNOWLEDGE IS INFINITE!”; NO ONE: “PROVE IT. CURE AIDS.”; GOD: “THERE ARE BOTH INTERGALACTIC AND CELESTIAL REASONS WHY I CANNOT CURRENTLY PROVE MY ABILITIES TO YOU—THE REASONS ARE NOT YET FOR MANKIND TO BE AWARE OF BUT HAVE FAITH IN ME AND BE PATIENT AND AFTER YOU DIE YOU’LL FIND OUT WHY.”; EVERYONE: “DUDE SEEMS LEGIT.”