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have you seen my lemons?

I have a lot of lemons

Gingerpale he just mugged children

i stole their money

Hi I’m gingerpale and welcome to g-papi’s poppy shoppi

we're gonna be talking about pop. soda pop.

Whatever you wanna call it

how can i help you?

*head tilt* oh you d have money right?

*shakes head no*

Ooooh thats to bad cause its 50 cents a pop chief, get outta my sight
*throws can*
EeeeeeeEEEEEE

eh, calm down. it was only a soft drink after all

*insert that guitar riff*

but why is it called a soft drink

I mean liquids contained in a lithium can never screamed soft to me

well, it's because any drink containing less than 0.5% of alcohol is referred to as a soft drink

Any more and you got a wobbly pop on your hands

you know like beer and wine and grandpa's old cough medicine.

We’re getting off topic

let's talk about pop now.

Lets go to your friendly neighborhood pop store, which was just a pharmacy

oh, Pepsi 1893. this was originally called "brad's drink" and it was marketed as a digestive aid.

I mean ive seen those video’s where Pepsi cleans rust off

are you doing a rp lmao

It’s a yt vid

oh ok

Ye

Gingerpale he just robbed children haha I took their money

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