smol bean incoming

Rei: awwwwwwwwwwww :3

Douglas: :>

Rei: smol bean

Douglas: i’m no smol bean Ò^Ó

Rei: yes u are

Douglas: no i’m not *eyes glow for a second*

Rei: *hugs* smol

Douglas: *tiny growl*

Rei: :0

Douglas: *bite*

Rei: ow

Douglas: *eyes start glowing*

Rei; ?

Douglas: i am no smol bean >:T

Rei: yes you are

Douglas: i am not a smol bean.

Rei: u are tho-

Jade: :0 you are so cute

Douglas: *cute noises*

Jade: It’s time for bed :3

Douglas: *sigh of relief*

Jade: Goodnight smol bean

Douglas: good night :3

Jade: *sets Douglas down and leaves the room*

Douglas: ... wait.

Jade: ? Yes?

Douglas: you called me a smol bean

Jade: Yas

Douglas: more pats plz ^w^

Jade: Yes sir ^^ *pats*

Douglas: yay :D

Jade: ^^ *pat*

Douglas: *happi*

(The mood swings tho)
Jade: *pat*

(yeah douglas is slightly insane at the moment. he needs nap)
Douglas: :3

Jade: :3 *picks Douglas up still patting him*

Douglas: *happi noises*

Jade: *takes Douglas to his room still patting him*

Douglas: o.o

Jade: But what's a smog child like you gonna do about it hmm?

Douglas: *shrugs with axe in hand*

smol*
Jade: How about I'll just take that away *I take the axe*

Douglas: *has another one* :)

Jade: =} *takes the other one*

Douglas: *has another one* (image)

*it disappears and you are blocked from getting more*

Douglas: !

Jade: -.-

Douglas: *wings fold under cape*

Jade: There is no escape Douglas =}

Douglas: *backs up against the wall, terrified*

Jade: *walks closer to Douglas* Why so scared Douglas? =}

Douglas: *even more scared*

Jade: You don't have to worry, as long as you behave I won't hurt you ^w^

Douglas: b-behave?

Jade: Mhm! Not hard at all ^w^

Douglas: look. i wasn’t born yesterday. i know something sus is going on here

Jade: You may be right~

Douglas: *confusion* is this the backrooms?

Jade: Nope!

Douglas: ok *keeps running*

Jade: *teleports in front of Douglas* You will never be able to escape, my mansion has no exit

Douglas: *runs in opposite direction*

Jade: *giggles*

Douglas: *grows wings and dashes forward*

*a wall forms in front of Douglas*

Douglas: ?! *stops*

Jade; Where you gonna go now? =}

Douglas: that axe belonged to my father T^T

Jade: Should have thought of that before you misbehaved huh?

Douglas: i carry that axe around bcuz i miss my dad :’<

Jade: If you behave I MIGHT give it back

Douglas: ok :<

Jade: Good boy

Douglas: :3

Jade: :3

Douglas: *cute noises*

Jade: Aww *pats his head*

Douglas: i am no smol bean >:T

Jade: Fiine :3

Douglas: >:>

Jade: |:3

Douglas: ok good night :]

Jade: Good night big bean :3

Douglas: *sleep*

*after he wakes up*

Douglas: *tiny yawn*

Jade: Gud morning big bean :3

Douglas: morning! *blep*

Jade: =}

(wait am i gonna die?)
Douglas: ^w^

(No, but that is a reasonable fear)
Jade: ^^

Douglas: *hugs jade*

Jade; :0

Douglas: :3

Jade: :3 *hugs back*

Douglas: *happi*

Jade: :3

Douglas: *giggles* thank u ^w^

Jade: Mine ^^

Douglas: *cute confusion*

Jade: *picks up Douglas* You belong to me now

Douglas: n o

*they are teleported to a white hallway*
Jade: T h a t w a s n ' t a q u e s t I o n

Douglas: *scared confusion*

Jade: *puts Dougles down*
*a door appears on the wall*
Jade: Imagine your dream room then open the door

Douglas: hmm... ok *opens door*

*it’s just void*

Jade: This is your dream room?
*the room is exactly how they imagined it*

Douglas: so what’s for breakfast?

Jade: Your favorite food of course :3

Douglas: yay bred :D

*delicious bread appears*

Douglas: *cHoMp*

Jade: =}

Douglas: *happi*

Jade: *pulls a knife out* =}

Douglas: ᵒʰ ⁿᵘ

*the door opens on its own^
Jade: Let’s play tag =}

Douglas: *runs away*

Jade: *grabs Douglas before they can run* Where are you going?~

Douglas: ?!?!

Jade: =}

Douglas: *tries to get out of jade’s grasp*

Jade: *pulls him closer raising the knife*

Douglas: *melts into a puddle of black goop and slides away*

*all exits become blocked off*

Douglas: *back to humanoid form* !

Jade: Nowhere to run~ Nowhere to hide~

Douglas: *is about to cry*
(idk why but one second jade is super nice, and the next she’s putting a knife to your throat)

Jade: !! No no don’t cry! *the knife is gone* *scoops Douglas up and pats his head* I’m Sowy Douglas
(Exactly)

Douglas: *cri*

Jade: *snuggles Douglas* I’m sowy

Douglas: *is still crying*

*his axe appears*
Jade: Want your axe bac?

Douglas: *grabs axe*

Jade; :3

Douglas: *hugs the axe*

Jade: Happy big bean? :3

Douglas: yep!

Jade: Interesting

Douglas: —w—

Jade: Are you hungry?

Douglas: do you have bread? *stares at jade creepily*
(if he stares at you like that, he probably wants something)

Jade: *summons bread* of course =}

Douglas: yay :D *munches on bread cutely*

jade: :3 *the bread is the best bread they have ever tasted*

Douglas: *very happi*

Jade: :3

Douglas: *nods yes*

Jade: Gud :3

Douglas: *hugs*

Jade: *hugs back* :3

Douglas: :D

Jade: :3 big bean

Douglas: *giggles*

Jade: *pat^

Douglas: :3

Jade: :3

Douglas: ^w^

Jade: :3
(The mood swings)

Douglas: *adorableness intensifies*
(he hasn’t gone bonkers yet)

Jade: :3 *pat*

Douglas: *bLeP*

Jade: :3 *pat*

Douglas: :b

Jade: :3

Douglas: *bOoP*

Jade: :3

Douglas: so what do you like to do for fun? :>

Jade: Kidnap people

Douglas: ówò

Jade: =}

Douglas: *takes 3 steps back*

Jade: *teleports behind Douglas* Where do you think you're going? =}

Douglas: i- uh- *scared*

Jade: Nobody leaves my mansion

Douglas: *runs away from jade*
(don’t worry. i didn’t leave the building)

*the hallways seem to go on forever*

Douglas: owo" *sprints away*

Jade: *chases after him*

Douglas: *screm*

Jade: =} *chase*

Douglas: *sprouts wings and dashes forward*

Jade: *runs*

Douglas: *dashes faster* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS-

Jade: I’m bored =} *chase*

Douglas: ARE YOU GONNA KILL ME OR SOMETHING?!

Jade: M o s t l i k l e y

Douglas: (image)

Jade: *c h a s e*

Douglas: *hides somewhere*

Jade: Douglas~ where are you~

Douglas: *scared*
(oh no. the memories. THEY’RE BACK-)

Jade: I’m coming~
(?)

Douglas: *whimpering*
(i played hide and seek with some friends on roblox and they scared me half to death with that sh-)

Jade: I can hear you~ =} *Douglas can hear my footsteps growing closer*
(oof)

Douglas: *extremely scared*
(yeah. one game gave me ptsd for a week)

Jade: *finds douglas*