mine is when an old lady walked in on me at the bathroom in the movie theatre *wheeze*

i once accidentally bathed in mustard

how do you accidently do that?

So i usually use bubbles but intead of bubbles it was mustard!!1!

HOW THE HECK
(can i post this if i block out your name?)

sure. But people will know anyway

okay XD

actuallytodaywhensomeonesawmyf**kinghickey

*wheeze* oh god-

someone had the audacity to say "so i guess you're the submissive one" or "ahhh so you're the bottom"

OMFG that-
i cant even-
oh god-
*wheeze*-

never ran out of somewhere thaat fast

i would too XD

When I fell on my face in the middle of the ice skating rink thingy and people asked if I needed help getting up lmao

*wheeze* i hate when that happens

Same lol

XD

So basically, in 2nd or 3rd grade, This one teacher had us do this activity where we would each tell the whole class jokes we heard of. I recently got this joke book, and would tell them to my mom sometimes (even though most of the time I had no idea what the jokes meant), and a few days before I read this one joke:
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You burn the hell out of it!
She laughed the loudest at that one, so my stupid ass decided to tell it when we would share the jokes.

In other words, I accidentally cursed in front of my whole class and teacher

*wheeze* oof