USELESS QUOTES THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SAYING WTF; 1.) "REMEMBER, LICKING DOORKNOBS IS ILLEGAL ON OTHER PLANETS" -SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS; 2.) "HEY SHITASS, WANNA SEE ME SPEEDRUN?" -DREAMWASTAKEN; 3.) "DONKEY KONG ATE TOO MANY BANANAS AND NOW HE HAS TO ENDURE A SEVERE CASE OF CHRONIC KONGSTIPATION" -SMG4; 4.) "GRAB A CHOPSTICK AND PUT UP THEIR ASS" -VIET CONG FARMER; 5.) "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" -SR. PELO; 6.) "WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO, WRITE DOWN SOME USELESS QUOTES" -BAGEL