Nothing better 2 do

helo

Helo

rp?

YES! Reigon?

Kanto?

I was gonna say Galar but ok

we can do Galar!

Cool! Oc?

i have two, here's the first
(replace Krokorok with Garchomp)

Ok!

for some reason, my second oc's team is gone ._.

Oof lemme get mine right fast

aight

Bean: So... what now?

Kayden: I do-
*explosion from the wild area*

Bean: WHAT THE WHAT?!

Kayden: Let's go see what that was! *hops on Garchomp*
Rip: *hops on Charizard*

*Makes Ditto morph Into a bike and gets on*

*Team Rocket is there for some reason*
Giovanni: DESTROY THEM ALL, WE MUST HAVE ALL THE DYNAMAX POKEMON

Bean: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!

Giovanni: looking in dynamax wells, trying to get some dynamax pokemon!
Kayden: AND THEN DESTROYING THEM?!

Bean: NOT TODAY! GOOMY! USE QUICK ATTACK!

*mewtwo appears*
Giovanni: Psychic!
*they're all lifted into the air*
Kayden: PUT US DOWN!

Bean: NOT TODAY! GOOMY! USE QUICK ATTACK!

*mewtwo appears*
Giovanni: Psychic!
*they're all lifted into the air*
Kayden: PUT US DOWN!

Bean: YEAH!

Giovanni: Mewtwo, do you want to put them down?
Mewtwo: *looks mind controlled* no master

Bean: LET GO!

Giovanni: when they say "let go" squeeze them tighter, okay?
Mewtwo: yes Master *squeezes tighter*

Bean: UGH! *Attemps to toss a rare candy* GOOMY!

*pokeball falls from kayden's pocket*
Satan: ughh
Kayden: SATAN! HOW DID YOU-
Mewtwo: *psybeams Goomy and Satan*

Bean: GOOMY! DODGE IT!

Mewtwo: hmph, you stand no chance
*psyshock*
Satan: *uses dark pulse*

Bean: GOOMY! DRAGON CLAW!
*Goomy uses Dragon claw*

Mewtwo: *teleports away and uses Psywave*
Satan: *throat chop*

Bean: Goomy! Come here
*Goomy slithers to Bean*
Bean: Take this Master Ball. Use it on Mewtwo. It has no chance at fail.
*Goomy takes the ball and throws it at Mewtwo*

*giovanni blocks it*
Giovanni: AND I THOUGHT WE WERE THIEVES!

Bean: You’re little crap. Hmm. Hey Geo, I bet you can’t say “Release them”.

Giovanni: you honestly think i'm stupid?
*satan chops Giovanni on accident*
Mewtwo: MASTER! *releases them*

Bean: BOOYAH! And about that “am I stupid” question, yes. You are. GOOMY! DRAGON CLAW! FINNISH THIS!

*takes it and is now hurt*
Kayden: eh, i already have a few legendary pokemon

Bean: Take that geo.

Satan: huh, what's this? *finds a weird glowing device on Mewtwo's head*

Bean: What the...

Giovanni: DON'T TOUCH IT!
Lucario: *breaks it*
Mewtwo: ughh, wha-

Bean: HA!

Mewtwo: what happened, did i hurt anyone?
Kayden: nah, you good

Bean: Yeah!

Giovanni: grrr, i'm OUT... but before I leave... I'M NOT WORKING ALONE SUCKAZ
*smokebomb and team rocket is gone*

Bean: He’s gone! Ugh... *Picks up the master ball that Geo deflected* Hmm...
Goomy: He’s such a jerk!

(mewtwo is also gone)
Kayden: what did he mean by "i'm not working alone"

Bean: He has a squad.
Goomy: *Slithers to Pikachu* Dude, we gotta train...

Pikachu: but i'm already pretty high leveled... ah well, let's train

Goomy: Cool! *Uses Dragon Claw*

Pikachu: *dodges and uses thunder*

Goomy: *Barely dodges* JEEZ! *Uses Dragon Breath*

Pikachu: *quick attacks to dodge it, then uses thunder punch*

Goomy: GAH! *Takes the hit* *Uses body Slam*

Pikachu: OUCH! heh, not bad *thunder shock*

Goomy: *Takes the hit* Ugh... NO. I SHALL WIN! *Uses Dragon Claw*

*takes the hit on purpose*
Pikachu: heh heh, *uses iron tail*

Goomy: *Faints*

Pikachu: ._. oops

Goomy: *Gets up*
Bean: Huh. Looks like they were training. *Sprays Goomy and gives him a rare candy* Anyways, what level is your Pikachu?

Kayden: my buddy here is level... i don't know ._.

Bean: Well cuz of the candy, Goomy is now..... Gonna evolve!
Goomy: *Flashes white*

Kayden: yay, your pokemon is evolving!

Sligoo: Huh! I look like a snail...

Kayden: exactly, you are a snail
Pikachu: *holds in a laugh*

Sligoo: *Uses Water pulse on Kayden and Dragon pulse on Pikachu*

Kayden: WHAT THE HECK?!
Pikachu: HEY CHILL!
Rip and Charizard: *uncontrollable laughter*

Sligoo: *Laughing at them as well*
Bean: Kayden... I have a gift for ya!

Kayden: what? *a little annoyed*

Bean: Jesus. Calm down. *Hands Kayden a Thunder Stone* Here. You can use it to evolve Pikachu.

Kayden: (image)
Pikachu: get this away from me right now

Bean: Ok, Jeez asshole. *Yeets it into the water* Now NOBODY gets it.

Kayden: what if you found an eevee though
Pikachu: BURN IN HELL STUPID THING

Bean: LOOK, F**K YOU. I ONLY CAME HERE BECAUSE RIP IS MY FRIEND, YOU UNGRATEFUL, STUPID ASS, THIRD WHEEL PEICE OF SHIT!

Kayden: *inhale* b r u h

Bean: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE F**K UP!

Kayden: he gets angry easy, doesn't he?

Bean: BOI DONT MAKE ME USE DRAGON PULSE ON YOU

Kayden: have i done anything to this man?
Rip: *shrugs*

Bean: SHUT UP

Kayden: I did nothing to you though, why are you so mad?!

Bean: *Flips him off*

Kayden: n**ga (he's black) why tf did you do that

Bean: *Flips him off with both fingers and then walks off*

Kayden: wonder what's wrong with him?
Rip: i don't know...

Bean: Assholes...

Rip: *walks up to him* ay bro, what has got into you?!

Bean: *Yells* DONT TOUCH ME!

Rip: CALM YO ASS DOWN

Bean: SHUT UP! *Starts running*

Rip: (image)

Bean: *Running*

Rip: eh, he'll chill tomorrow
Kayden: yeah...

(Tomorrow)
Bean: *Stays in bed on purpose*

Kayden: *knocc*

Bean: *Yells from bed* Who is it?

Kayden: FBI OPEN UP!

Bean: Cant trick me with that shit. Go the f**k away, Kayden.

Kayden: (image)

Bean: I will f**king block this door. GO. AWAY!

Kayden: look, tell me why you're so mad, and i'll happily go away!

Bean: F**K OFF

Kayden: i'm not leaving until you say what's wrong

Bean: Then you can stay there for the rest of your life.

Kayden: guess i will then

Bean: Youll get hungry at one point.

Kayden: what? *is nomming on a jelly-filled donut*

Bean: ...

Kayden: you'll come out eventually

Bean: ...

Kayden: either tell me now, and we both go on with our lives, or be an ass and waste both of our lives

Sligoo: *Opens the door and looks at Kayden* Tisk Tisk Tisk Tisk...

Kayden: ughhh, what do you want? smail (small snail lol)

Sligoo: You know what you did, asshole.

Kayden: i did nothing, fake dragon

Sligoo: *Shows video of image* Wanna lie some more, you lousy fake ass wannabe trainer?

Kayden: one: that was a joke!
two: at least my dragon is fully evolved!

Sligoo: This is the exact reason why he f**king hates you. *Slams door on Kayden’s face*

Kayden: this idiot-

Bean: *Falls back asleep*
Sligoo: *Locks door* Damn black people.

Kayden: *gasp* RACIST!
Pikachu: aight, stand back, imma bust this door down

Sligoo: Try me.

*busts the door down*
Kayden and pikachu: (image)

Sligoo: I was.

Kayden: *yeets a pokeball and Gyarados comes out*
Gyarados: still want to talk shit m8?

Sligoo: Yes. Yes i do.

Gyarados: imma give you 5 seconds to take that back otherwise imma make you feel my rage

Bean: Ugh... *Throws out Snorelax*
Snorelax: Pick on someone your own size, Sushi.

Kayden: oh, i don't think so *yeets Lucario*
Lucario: still don't want to take it back eh?

Bean: *Yeets out Ditto*
Ditto: No.

Lucario: get a load of this idiot *force palms ditto before it can transform*
Kayden: STOP IT, DANG!

Ditto: *Dodges*

Lucario: DODGE THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL *grabs him with a hand covered in aura, draining his hp*

Snorelax: *Sits on Lucario*
Ditto: *Breaks free*

Lucario: *yeets Snorlax into the wall with vital throw*

Mr.mime: *Uses Psykick* SUPER EFFECTIVE

Satan: get tf away from him *throat chop* SUPER EFFECTIVE HIT ON YOU, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!

Sneasel: *Uses Karate Chop* Super effective.

Lucario: *makes swords out of aura and slashes Sneasel* Super effective cause aura

Bean: OK STOP

Kayden: why?

Bean: Get the f**k. Out of my house.

Kayden: why? you haven't said why you're mad, or apologized

Bean: SLIGOO TOLD YOU FIVE SECONDS AGO. YOU DONT WANNA KNOW HOW F**KING LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THAT STONE

Kayden: YOU SHOULDN'T'VE YEETED IT STUPID!

Bean: I grabbed it before I went home. *Yeets it at Pikachu*

Kayden: *grabs* I'M NOT EVOLVING PIKACHU, THAT ISN'T HAPPENING

Bean: Ok then. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Kayden: here *gives him the thunder stone* I'm out, don't expect me to come back either
*leaves*

Bean: GOOD!

Kayden: that idiot... he doesn't take a joke
Rip: wait, he didn't get your joke? wow...

Bean: I don’t need them.

Kayden: c'mon Rip, we're training
Rip: k

Bean: *Trains by himself*

*another loud boom, this time, it comes from the slumbering weald*
Kayden: (image)

Bean: *Walks towards the boom*

*team Aqua and Magma there*
Maxie: heh, these dogs are strong!
Archie: yeah, BUT THEY'RE GONNA BE OURS!
Kayden: keep dreaming!

Bean: Ugh.. who are you guys?

Maxie: *gasp* you don't know us?!
Archie: HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF HOENN?!

Bean: No. Im assuming you’re bad guys, so let’s just get this battle done and over

Zacian: uhh, we're already sweeping them
Zamazenta: yeah, leave this to us kiddies

Bean: Yeesh. Team aqua? More like team Puddle.
And team magma? More like team matchstick.

Both: wow, what an asshole

Bean: Thank you.

Both: ???

Bean: But the thing is that I don’t care what you think about me.

Archie: what is this kid talking about?
Maxie: idk

Bean: You guys are retarded

Archie: look in a mirror
Maxie: i bet it breaks
Zacian and Zamazenta:

Bean: Because I decided to break it. Your’s broke itself after looking at you.

Archie: hah, nice try kid, leave and let grown ups do their business

Bean: Nah

Maxie: fine... *groudon looks at him* leave or be made leave

Bean: I’m not going

Groudon: *roars and uses precipe blades*

Bean: *Dodges them* Nope.

Kyogre: *uses origin pulse*

Bean: *Dodges*

Groudon: hmph *fissure*
Kyogre: grrr *Aqua Tail*

Bean: *Dodges*

Groudon: enough games puny boy *grabs them all*
Kayden: again?!

Bean: Ugh.... Again? Sneasel. Brick break.
Sneasel: *Uses brick break*

Groudon: *lets go out of shock, but they're falling pretty fast*
Rip: Go Snorlax *snorlax acts as a pillow so they don't die from the fall*

Bean: Nice. Sneasel.Stop those guys.
Sneasel: *Runs after Maxie and Archie*

Maxie: *kicks Sneasel and pulls out an Ultra Ball*
Archie: *pulls out his own* These two are OURS!
Zacian: AHH
Zamazenta: GET THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM US!

Bean: SNEASEL! BLIZZARD!

*Groudon's sun makes it melt into Surf*

Bean: *Sends out Snorelax*
Snorelax: *sits on Maxie and Archie*

Groudon: *picks him up* get off of them!

Snorelax: *Uses Karate Chop*

*drops again*
Kyogre: BUTTER FINGERS!

Bean: Kyogre, you HAVE no fingers!

Kyogre:

Bean: ...

Everyone: *absolute silence*

Bean: ...

*even more silence*

(Ok who is Kayden and who is Rip?)
Bean: *Walks out the door*

(rip is the one who's team won't pop up, Kayden is the one that did pop up)
Rip: *goes outside, sends out his Charizard and trains* (Charizard is Rip's starter)
Kayden: *gets ready and goes out*

Bean: *Walks to Rip’s house*

Rip: sup
Kayden: walks up to them hey Rip! *turns to Bean* who are you?

Bean: My name is Bean! *Shows Goomy* And this is my lil buddy, Goomy!

Kayden: AWW, SO ADORABLE
Pikachu: and i'm not?
Kayden: you are too

Goomy: Hi pikachu! I can tell we’re gonna be best buddy’s.

Pikachu: Yay!
Rip: aww, look, they're friends!
Kayden: they grow up so fast *wipes fake tear*

you there?

Oop sry.

XD

Ok I know my team so let’s just start.

K
Kayden: *sleep*
Rip: *also sleep*

Bean: *wakes up*

Pikachu: *awake* **translated** WAKE UP!
Kayden: ***snore***

Bean: Oi Goomy!
Goomy: *translated* IM UP!

Pikachu: *shocks Kayden*
Kayden: AHH, I'M UP, I'M UP!
Rip: *is up and getting ready to go outside*