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SHUT

wtf's prom?

it's a dance/party type of thing that people get asked to and go together

ok is there food?

liv: DUH

im in, now you just gotta find a man who will take you! *not even trying to roast her*

rose: *offended noises*
liv: ;-; dude- shes trying to ask you
rose: *looking at the ground, slightly offended, slightly embarrassed*

what? I said yes.

liv: oh wait you meant i have to find someone, wait we thought- hey!
rose: *laughs*

*laughs with her* anyways, ima head out

where to?

I was talking too you *points at liv*

liv: *offended noises*
rose: maybe if you weren't so boy crazy you wouldn't scare them all away

*you hear a buzzing near the desert table*

rose: *on her way out but liv grabs her*
liv: *points to desert table*
rose: huh?
liv: hes over there
rose: ok well let him eat
liv, out of context go brrr: im sure he'd rather taste you *smug look*
rose: i-
liv: come on hot shot *drags her over there*

*stuffing huge amounts of food in his mouth*

liv: *taps him on the shoulder* special delivery *throws rose out in front of her towards him
rose: *caught off guard*

*GGETS SURPRISED AND MOVES HAND TO HEAD, THEY BOTH KNOW THAT HE CAN TELEPORTS AWAY ONCE IT REACHES IN-BETWEEN HIS EYES* (IM NOT FIXING IT TO WITHOUT CAPS BTW SRY)

rose: *grabs his hand before it gets there*
liv: *glares at him in you better not break her or let her down*

*visible sadness* foooood,

rose: *too nervous to know what to do*
liv: if you make her happy tonight ill let you have all the food you ant but right now she needs you *points at rose*
rose: *a blushing mess while being pointed at*

all the food I want!?!?!? *puts hood down* *takes her onto the dance floor*

liv: *starts scouting for a guy*
rose: *very shy* i've never worn a dress like this before- i feel so vulnerable

*hugs for a bit*
hows the club doing?

slow but eh

*UI theme plays*
what happened to monika?

she left the club but i still see her around school a bit

*UI theme slows down*
good good, anyways, thanks for stoping by! *walks off* *you remember about prom*

liv: go get himmmm
rose: ok ok f**k off, hey darth one more thing

darth: hmm? *turns around*

*visibly nervous* so uh- you see- theres this thing- um- called- uh- prom- and- *facepalm*

sorry I don't speak gibberish

*blushing* shut up dumbass-
liv: *slides in* shes TRYING, but so terribly failing, at asking you to prom

McDonalds

liv: oh ok, im gonna take this girl *points at rose* shopping. *whispers to him* she needs a LOOOOOT of work
rose: bitch!
liv: *drags rose off to store* see ya around!
rose: *angry noises*

see ya! *flys off while she's still looking*

liv: *in shock*
rose: *unbothered* so.. shopping?

*in the middle of flying*
should I have invited them? nah, or maybe?

*from above he can see*
rose: *being dragged to the dress store*
and
liv: dragging rose to the dress store*

*lands next to her and picks up rose* Im taking her!

rose: *relieved laughter*
liv: fine! but i get her later!

you can come to if you want! I know a pretty hot guy who is Almost as strong as me

liv: alr lets go

*yes* *theres a crowd forming inside outside the gym, what do you do*

hey, whats going on over there
liv: *grabs hand* lets go find out

*you see this EXTREAMLY buff dude and this skinny but looks kinda buff dude arguing*

its just another argument
liv: yea between two hot guys!

*your playing liv perfectly, how* *you see the VERY buff dude wind up a punch and throw it* *the other dude blocks it...…….with a finger, his pinky no less*

*olivia/liv is actually my best friends name and if she were boy crazy, and not lesbian, this is how she would be*
rose: how the-
liv: wow :0

*you hear him say "come on! fight really hard!, he punches him again full force but......he still blocks it with a finger*

rose: *curiosity intensifies*
liv: *fawning*

(also the reason your there is because of her and in a few days is prom night) *the guy walks towards the water fountain and gets in front of her before she gets to it*

*stays quiet and just lets it happen*
liv: *whispers to her* this is you chance go get him
rose: *whispers back* no- liv- dont you dare-
liv: *pushes rose into him*
rose: *yells* OLIVIA YOU BIT-

*this time the guys attacks, he makes a punching motion towards the buff dude, the buff dude is knocked out cold*

rose: *walks towards water fountain, which is right by the two guys*
liv: *follows, confused*

*falls into the water fountain*
crap! *rubs head* who even did that? *turns around looking up expecting one of the other guys to have done it, looks down to see them* oh its just you, I though you where someone else sorry *continues to drink*

rose: *stuttering* i-im sorry my friend- she just pushed me and- nevermind ill just go *grabs liv and drags her away*
liv: ugh you could've had him
rose: dumbass!

random buff dude: *trys to kidnap them both* lets go,

guy: *notices*

rose: *intense struggling*
liv: *scared but doesnt know what to do*
guy: *slaps rose*
rose: *clearly in pain but keeps struggling*

*gets there* *starts loading up on food*

liv: rose should come through that door *points at door* any second-
rose: *slowly steps through door, visibly nervous*

cool, *continues to hide in the corner with all his food while she's looking away*

rose: *walks over to liv, might i note, she has reached a level of hotness no one knew existed*
liv: *proud of herself* hey girl! damnnnnn you look fine
rose: shut up *blushing*

darth: *consuming food at amounts no-one knew existed

rose: where's darth?
liv: he was here just a second ago..

*consumes an entire piece of chicken*

liv: *texts him* yo where tf are you? come get your girl
rose: *drinking punch*

*ignores* *runs out of food* s**t *sneaks over to the desert table and loads up, puts a hood on his face so no-one knows its him*

liv: *spamming darth* where the hell did you go? you cant miss this. she's counting on you. *insert other texts*
rose: i'm gonna go to the bathroom *leaves*

*picks steve* who do you main?

*picks palutena*

*his mind* im about to f**kin end this girl

*5 mins later*

tv screen: STEVE wins!

*stays chill*

*gets up and default dances* GET NOOBED

*giggles*

*kid darth enters room* can I play?

sure

yea kid but ima knock you out in seconds

kid darth: *chooses ness*

irl me: *visible scared*

*4 mins later* NESS wins!

*drinks soda*

*visible anger* you cheated! you spamed side B!

I didn't cheat!

*sits and watches*

*continues to go back and forth about it*

*walks over to you*
*sits in lap*

Irl me: im horny *grabs neck*

kid darth: what's that mean?

*soft moan* dude there a kid-

irl me: *snaps fingers* *darth goes back into his timeline*

*still sitting in lap*

*meanwhile back in our rp*

*1 month later*

*you go up to the attic and expect seeing him in bed but, he isn't there*

darth? are you in here

*theres a note saying "thx for taking care of me" *

*1 month later* *you and your best friend that's a GIRL because darth x rose is best ship :3 anyways, both of you are hiding behind a bush looking inside the gym scoping out guys, your bff girl is boy obbsesed so she convinced you to do it*

*yes darth x rose supremacy*
*we'll call her olivia*
liv why are we doing this again?
liv: because we gotta get ourselves a man
rose: i told you im not interested
liv: really? what about that one? *points at guy*
rose: dude you know hes not my type
liv: ugh you have no taste

ill let you get laid by him if you don't take her shopping at all

liv: *tempted* but she needs a dress for prom, ill buy her something HOT to wear if you let me get laid and take her shopping
rose: *contemplating the offer* how HOT?

darth: he's really emo though, and can fly,

liv: rose ill buy you the hottest thing they have, plus you have to help me shop anyways
rose: *looks at darth* she might have a point.. this store does sell some pretty f**king hot things

fine whatever lets go, but im not telling you about him!

liv: ughhhh
rose: *just going with the flow*

ok ill wait here while you take her shopping

*meanwhile in the dressing room*
rose: liv all these dresses are too bland and basic you know im not into that
liv: okok i have one more that i think you'll like a lot
rose: fine bring it in

(3)

(oki)
rose: *tries that dress on*
liv: what do you think?
rose: liv i think i found the one

*doing pushups with a singly pinky*

rose: nope dont like it
liv: ok lemme browse some more
(give me one second to make a meme with a few different dresses and ill give you the link to choose your favorite)

ok

https://imgflip.com/i/4we1cu

he's my brother, im giving him dating advice, even though im younger than him, he'll believe anything *chuckles* at least he's not ACTUALLY doing it

liv: what kind of "advice"?

dating advice!

darth: wait rose!

liv: what do you mean he'll believe anything? what exactly did you tell him?
rose: *already outside*

I told him to only care about food!

darth: *walks outside* what's wrong? he said it always work..

liv: you f**king bi- *notices rose walked out and darth followed* so if my bitch gets her heart broken tonight ill make sure to remember its your fault *storms off*

rose: hm? oh.. nothing

Darren: *she hears him mutter* too bad, she's kinda hot and now she's mad at me *sighs*

darth: im sorry

liv: *thinks* why are the hot ones always so bad

rose: its fine *looking down at feet*

darth: you know I don't mean that right? my little brother gave me some advice and I just wanted to make him happy

rose: and you took that advice? you know how little siblings are all they do is mess with you to piss you off. they mess with your friends too, try and hurt their feelings. *shivers bc cold*

(is liv x Darren gonna be a ship?)
ik, I just wanted to make him happy, wanna go back inside?

(it can be)
its too loud in there

(it SHOULD be)
ik but If you don't ill kiss you

(bet)
*blushes* you say that like its a bad thing

it can be *leans over*

liv: *watching through window* yes!
rose: *leans towards*

*reaching the 100000's*

*they walk out with a bag*
liv: okk we're done!

a billion, a billion one a billion two-

rose: you can stop now we're done

*gets up* ok! lets go!!!
*DAY OF PROM*
chilling in his room, feeling like he forgot something

liv: *calls him* hey! its prom day you ready?

FU- *gets dressed in all black things*

liv: *texts* meet me inside by the fruit table, rose will be there short after

*texts back* ok, sis you get a date? *flying there*

*responds* ill find someone here

you know its true tho..

*tackles* SHUT

do I have to do it again? *starts to get up*

wait what are we doing again?

*gets up and goes into another room, comes back with kid darth*

*covers eyes* i am looking AWAY

(oh my s**t look at the henti stream*

*laughs*

mini darth: what was that sound you made?

*facepalm of embarrassment*

mini darth: *gets up* im gonna go change now

irl me: go do that, im gonna play with rose here

*scared noises*

*confused noises*
it was some writing club, why?

rose: was there one specific girl you spent most of your time with?

I think her name wa- *Nintendo switch snap in his brain* OMG ROSE *picks her up and hugs her*

(ill be back in 20-30 mins)

rose: *big smile and hugs back* darth!
liv: *almost in tears* my little girls all grown up

*puts kid darth on her lap*
irl me: LOOK AT HIM

*cuteness overload*
why must you hurt me in this way

kid darth: why did you put me in this costume? *he's in a bumble bee costume*

IRL me: because

*cute angry look at you*

IRL me: *suddenly grabs her by the neck*

*moans*
FU-

irl me: why you so scared?

wdym "play" with me

*gets out Nintendo switch*
im board, wanna play smash?

yea :D

guy: bitch! *punches him in the head, theirs a familiar glint in his eyes. the guy goes flying through a couple of walls* I hate guys like that!

rose: *falls onto knees and struggles to get up*
liv: *fell on floor*

*hold his hands out to both of them* you guys ok?

rose: *takes hand, it feels familiar* *naturally, she doesnt like to appear as weak so after getting up she goes* im fine
liv: *fawning* you saved us!

*blushes* yea I kinda did

rose: *smacks livs arm* bitch quit falling head over heels
liv: but roseeeee he's hot!
rose: it doesnt matter *facepalm* sorry about her *looks at guy*

*ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILER FACES*
its fine its fine! *waves it off*

rose: liv come on we'll be late to class
liv: rose won't you have a little fun for once?
rose: you know why i dont do your version of "having fun"

*laughs* yea, I remember back when I went to class (he looks about 17 btw) they were boring as hell, one time my friend made me join a club, I regret doing that! *laughs* anyways, if you have any trouble just call me! *walks off*

rose: *its rewind time* *gets a bunch of flashbacks*
liv: sis you good?
rose: *runs and grabs his arm*

huh? whats wrong? *confused*

liv: *watching, hopeful*
rose: what was the club called?

I've never been to prom before, and I've had my back broken before, how do you think I feel?

right- sorry *looks down*

that's better, now, ima bout to kiss you while your friends watching so she can give me my on personal buffet

*looks up* you're really only doing this for food

*smirks* there are some...benefits, but 55 percent is for the food

*trust issues from ptsd kick in* you're really ranking me below food right now? to my face?

no, im ranking you Above food!

*meanwhile side quest*

Darren (darths brother) *thumbs up to darth*

but you said 55% was for the food 55% for food leaves 45% for me, what's that supposed to mean
liv: *eavesdropping* *gives look that says "if you make her mascara run you owe me $40 that shit was expensive"*

*liv see's Darren giving him a thumbs up*

wait what? I thought I meant you

liv: *goes up to* explain. now.

(goes up to who?)

(darren)

(k)
Darren: YOU explain why your walking up on me like that!

liv: because my best friend is out there with the guy you're giving a thumbs up which tells me somethings not right here
*meanwhile*
rose: i need some fresh air *goes outside and sits on steps*