"I heard you talking shit"

lol

"Honey the toliet deer is back"

lol thats a good one

"blood sacrifice?"
"no kevin, no blood sacrifice."
"But the wate-"
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP"
"*drinks*"
"KEVIN THATS NOT SACRIFICE BLOOD"
"and?"
"get out."

only girls will get it

Lmao

"Come on Rob you do this every day"

lel

"Hola"

lel