PARROT THAT LITERALLY HAS TORPEDOES FOR WINGS; TORPEDO BOB; MALE; 30 YEARS; SCARLET MACAW; NEUTRAL; CAN FLY DESPITE HAVING TORPEDOES FOR WINGS. ALSO VERY GOOD SWIMMER. CHOCOLATE, MEAT, ENCLOSED SPACES; CRACKERS, NEWSPAPER, PASTRIES, DANCING; TORPEDO BOB WAS BORN WITHOUT WINGS. AT 3 MONTHS OLD, THEY WERE GIVEN SURGERY. HOWEVER, TORPEDO BOB'S SURGEON WAS NEARLY BLIND, SO INSTEAD OF ATTACHING THE PROSTHETIC WINGS, THEY USED TORPEDOES.
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