Me: things I have said to my dog that I imagine I would say to Unknown
“SUKI,YOU ARE OK!!! STOP BEING SAD”
“Suki.......... I wish scorpion was here to freaking stop you- STOP GETTING HURT GOSH DANG IT”
“Aw, you smol bean”
“ this is a creature of pure c h a o s”
“Don’t you D A R E jump off that staircase Suki-“ “SUKI YOU WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS-“ “NO-“