Me in Minecraft:

I don’t see why you cut out the assault part

assault the pig?

It used to say “assault vehicle acquired”

used to

This is A masterpiece that is belong to HALL OF FAME : IMGFLIP.
And it's way, way too underrated.

What if the pig rode you with a burger on a stick

Did you know carrots on a stick can be used only 25 times?

Really?

nah that bullcrap

dude so when i was like 6 or something my brothers & i had a city world & i had a mcdonalds that i filled the playground area with pigs wearing saddles so you couldn't move anywhere on the pigs

make a pig jousting arena. where whoever wins the deathmatch gets a free happy meal.

i'll try dude. i'll try

YES

*Assault pig acquired*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

Ten thou views and only 6 comments? wow