what the f**k mario get out of my house

lmao

i don’t even have one

He will not leave until he knows you cleaned your foreskin

I DON’T HAVE ONE

Ah f**k, I gave him the wrong address, I was trying to get him to Mason or Danny

i see

thanks for your thoughtfulness mario

what is foreskin

you’re too young to know

i am old

yeah but you don’t wanna know what it is

or idk

i am in highschool

HOW THE F**K DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS?

dont yell at me

sorry

wait, you’re probably a girl

that explains it

yesh

OMG I LOOKED IT UP AND I AM SCARED

i told you you wouldn’t like it

NASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

shut

WANT TO SMOKE WEED WITH ME?

YES

SURE YOU CAN JOIN

SURE

*takes out a huge bong and takes a huge hit from it*

*grabs it from you and takes a huge hit*

I’M SORRY

GOOD

WHAT NOW

SAY SORRY TO HER

I DID

OH OKEY GOOD

y e s

WHAT NOW

I DONT KNOW

*takes it back and hits you over the head with it and takes another hit*

*punches you in the gut and takes it back and takes another huge hit*

*channels the spirits of your asian ancestors and summons a huge bong and takes a huge hit from it*

*grabs it from you and takes a huge hit from it*

*takes the other one and takes a hit from it*

*gets high af*
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Idk

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tf

Don't ask. They're just pounding on the keyboard now

Idk, we’re high apparently

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they can pound me

what the f**k

anyways

lmao

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STAP

Why?

cus i said

okey sorryyyyy

thx

:D yw

*head pat*

^w^

cute

no u

i-
o/////o

it’s true tho, u is very cute
*pats head*

o////////o

*pats head again*
so cute

no

But you are cute

*pouts* no

you’re even cuter when you’re pouting
*pats head again*

*pouts more*
no i am not

*pats head more*
yes you are

*pouts harder*

soooooo cute

*anime pouts x 100000*
no

*dies from how cute you are*

oh no

*is dead*

*safes*

*still dead*

*anime pouts more*
idk what to do

*shrugs*
*still dead tho*

*kiss*

*is alive again*

hello

Hai

*giggles*

*smiles*

*smiles back*

Look at me, I’ve got a sword!

huh?

Now I’ll point it over there!

over were

Over there! *points the sword over there*

where is there

Over there!

idk where there issssss

oh my god are you not looking

no

just look my dude *points the sword over there*

ooooooo i see

There ya go!

lmao

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*dies*

oh dearie me

I TOLD YOU BUT YOU DIDN’T LISTEN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE