Oop-

i have 2 hostages at gunpoint

ayyyyyye
who-

idfk

wha? give em back

no

i will shoot them if you don’t stop

* eternal mangyekou sharingan* bish wha

alright i’m going to shoot one of them

NO

i shot a warning shot between both of them and they seem scared

how he alive *Handsigns*
now you die katon gokakyu no jutsu

nah mate, i can’t die because i don’t feel like it

yo have awakened le sussanoo

well i shot up the local walmart so byeeeee

* katon gokakyu no jutsu

i said byeeeee

catches up* tell me who these hostages are and where they are

they’re dead and they’re in the forests of the upper peninsula of michigan

anyways byeeeeee

let them go before i take out my chidori

if you do that both of them are dying

*kills with Chidori* ight lets go team

nah mate

only if i you manage to surrvive the attack

welp, if you wanna save em, you’ll have to drive to the upper peninsula of michigan, where i’m keeping them

attacks thanjs for telling me

they’re dead. in real life.

bro wha?

i’m burying the bodies in a forest.

where might find this frest

the upper peninsula of michigan

*visible fear*

wot

:’l

you good-

No

o no *huggo*

>w<

:3

i think so

a y e

yes yes we will

;-;

wot

idk