I would teach it how to say "harder daddy-" (JOKE)

The power of flex tape

XD

I would have one of my black friends teach him the n word-

BRUUUUUH XD

the chicken wings song

F U CK K Y O UUO

HAHAHAHA

The entire basement tapes transcript.

Teach them how to rick roll people

lol smort

Yeah I'm definitely gonna do that

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TITTYSPRINKLES I DID IT AGAIN

Shut up

Hey F**k you man it was a joke

Did I stutter

No, I'm just not listening.

Damn bro you need to learn how annoying I am

It's not funny stop

Wh-

*WHEEZE* bruuuuuuuuuuh

It's a joke lol I know I'm not funny, I'm probably just annoying now.

How to insult anyone

lol noice

I would teach it how to do drug deals-

Teach it what to say, not what to do XD

exactly

how to speak through the drug deals XD

or how to negotiate with people

Ok buddy
Lol

lmao-

LMFAO

eat my ass

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'd teach it "F**K-" or "Mac n cheese sounds like good pussy"

SMORT XD

the bee movie script

My parrot says hello and goodbye and good bird and out and stuff but it won't learn to use them swears! Bullcrap. Shoulda bought a hamster!

XDDDDDDDDDDD

A couple things 1. To swear 2. To insult 3. Rick roll lmao

XDDDDDDDDDDDD n o i ce

*wheeze* I had another idea but in the span of the 30 seconds between having the idea and typing it I forgot it lmao