*internally screaming*

Me who’s now afraid of chairs

Lol

What

I’m afraid of chairs-

Wow

I SAW AN ELECTRIC CHAIR
Not my fault-

Doesn't mean all chairs are scary.

S h u t

It's kinda irrational considering the electric chair isn't used anymore

I don’t care-

sorry lmao

*screech**wheeze*

*wheeze*

its fine lmao

I still have one of heights-

Oof

its fine man

I’m pretty sure it was this adventure time episode that made me scared of them

an adventure time episode?

There’s this weird ass deer, I was like 8, I’m fine with it now, I’m just scared of real deers lol

oh, that makes sense

Search up adventure time stag, don’t judge me

okay yeah

that deer seems a little disturbing

I’m pretty sure it was the hands that freaked me out lol

I probably would have been disturbed by the way its just standing XD

Lmao

I’m listing regrets, having sight was one of them

oop-

pathetic.

Okay?

even this?

even this-?
(yes I think levi looks like a deer)

We can go hunting if you want.

Last time I went hunting, I shot my dad’s foot clean off

Did he get away or bleed out?

Wha-

No, I called 911

Always have the safety on.

I didn’t listen to him when I was 9, I learned my lesson.

What kind of gun was it?

A shotgun, I had my finger on the trigger, I didn’t keep safety on, and I kept it pointing horizontally, my dad warned me...

But why are you scared of deer you already know how to shoot a gun.

Just because I can shoot it doesn’t mean I won’t be scared of it.

If you can't beat them eat them.

Sorry I have a dark sense of humor.

Oh

Plz no