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P A T I E N C E child

y tho

*grabs your hand*

*paints your nails* :D

o yey

I don't see no surprise

*uses e y e l i n e r on you* >:D

wut

*paints your nails* >:D

poggers

woah surpizing

Boi

anyways
*puts eye shadow on you* >:DDDDDD

now my bags have bags

Wot ze hey

*C U R L S Y O U R E Y E L A S H E S* >:DDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

you won't be able to f**kin touch me you know
im built around reflexes, you're not even touching my face,
also my hair covers my eyelashes bit-

Weird flex but okee
I suggest you dont move, do you wanna get D E - E Y E L A S H E D ?

you won't be able to touch me either way-

Too late you have C U R L Y E Y E L A S H E S

actually no, like I said, you couldn't touch me

and also, I can make one movement of my face, and its back to normal lmao

Bruh

im not even kidding, and also, I could just mess around with whatevers changed and boom

or I could cover them with my hair, which I can still see like a f**kin god with it in my way

....meh *paints your nails with ACRYLIC* >:D

yeah I keep my hands hidden at all time
my hands move fast fast, i'm able to do lots of stuff with my hands, and really fast, including DODGING
so you can't to anything to my hands either lmao

pretty shitty attempt at trying to do something to me

also super slowly executed

there's no way you'd be able to touch me

Yall I just give up
*sprays you with hairspray* :/

I can also bob my head and overall body really fast
its were my instinctive reflexes kick in
so you can't even hit me with hairspray
I practice them by dodging soccer balls

Thats cool and all, but you C A N T E S C A P E T H E W R A T H O F H A I R S P R A Y

no believe me

I've dodged hairspray on the regular getting ready for school

my moms always messing around with it trying to fix up my sisters hair

I dodged all of that way to easily, and this is also when I was younger

if a soccer ball can't hit me, neither can some stupid slow asf hairspray

O

yeah so as you can see, none of your dumb makeup stuff will be able to touch me hahahaha-

*sprays you with hairspray at all angles so you cant dodge* >:D

there is no f**kin way you'll be able to ever come close to being able to shoot at all angles

and even so, I have dodged dodgeballs at multiple angles too-
so thats really not gonna work with you at all
s

sorry

even at all angles it won't be able to touch me

and also, my wearing hoodies isn't gonna help you very much

BRUH

I mean its honest

my reflexes, overall speed, and just stubbornness isn't gonna get any of those products touch me-

>:o

lmao idc if ur mad

my mom gave up trying to mess like within 5 minutes

not even kidding
my mom would mess around with my face however she wants
I just flick it once, boom normal again

Beautiful

*paints your nails too* :D

Oooo
Red
Like the blood of my enemies

Nu not red

I’m a bit color blind
I would like red tho

foine *paints them red*

Yey
Ty
What other surprises do you have in store

*sprays a bunch of hairspray on you* >:D

Ahhhh
I got some in my eyes

Sorry bro
*RUNS IN WITH ICEWATER*

*DUMP*

*is relieved*

*C U R L S Y O U R E Y E L A S H E S*