D Day

*crusaders get ready to get on boats*

*you see me standing there on a seawall holding a flare*

*troops run into trenches (your bunkers) after breaching the seawall*

*I grab the flare and stab ur heart*

*the knife didn't stab*

it's a sword btw, *stabs you and u die*

"do you have no humanity? I'm trying to f**king talk to you"

well you could have just said that. *listens patiently in the bunker*

"..." "I have a few qu- *bomb goes off outside* questions"

yes continue, I have tons of furries I need to turn into dead people. But carry on

"..." "why are you raiding our beach?"

Oh, nevermind that, i ha e crusaders to kill, hope you dont mind happ...

it's a crusade. We have reports of unholy things here, especially furry Jesus

Then fire the flare right at you to finish you off

BROTHER, I SEE THEM

(loads up guns and blasters)

YES *gets holy sword*

(starts to fire at furrys)

D I E

WERE ALMOST THERE HANG TIGHT (bullets ping off boat)

ALMOST GOT ME

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

WERE ALMOST TO THE BEACH

*we land at the beach*

not yet we got someone whos gonna get on the mg)

oh)

yeah but were on our way there)

*grabs the ladder*

FIRE THE CANNONS

*jumps off*

weird how no one is shooting us yet

Yeah weird *throws empty oxygen tank at you*

wot we do now?

were are they?

i have a bad feeling about this.......

I have minigun, I'mma just fire becaus eyes

*Fires(

they are coming in air!

well isint this peacefull

hmmmm

ya htink

FURRIES ARE ON THE BEACH NOW LETS GO

GO GO GO OG OG OGGO GO. Btw our armor is made of nuclear pasta

now wut

*HERE WE GO DROP THE RAMP!!!! *ramp drops down*

I'M DONE WITH MY ONSLAUGHT AND I'M HERE AT TEH SEA WALL

BREACH IT

I AM

WERES THE BANGALORE!?!?

TEHRE

NEED MORE BUNKERS

No more for you!

LETS A GO

*mg42's light up the beach* MAKE IT TO THE SEAWALL

FIRST WE NEED TO KILL THE DEFENSES *shoots a furry*

BREACHING SEAWALL *plants Bangalore* FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!! *boom*

KEEP RUNNING MAKE IT TO THE SEAWALL

FIRE

The nuke is coming!

RUN INTO THE BUNKERS CLEAR THEM OUT!!!!! *runs in*

Men clear the bunkers!

I AM *sees furry jesus poster*

NEVER MIND I'M GOING ON AN ONSLAUGHT BEFORE REACHING THE SEA WALL

YOU DO THAT IMA BREACH THE SEAWALL

RUN

KEEP GOING WE HAVE CLARED OUT 1 OF 3 BUNKERS HURRY

YEAH

deploy mecha popes

*you see me and other crusader troops make it to the seawall*