HE BACC

Tosuago and L.C.: EEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-

Red army: shut up

L.C.: so how did the gods find you worthy of this form?

Tosuago: yeah your brother attempted to kill us, oh wait he is you but OP

Red army: because I'm op too

L.C.: that doesn’t mean anything, they need to see potential in you, like a spark of good will or something

Red army: well I'm always feeling good so that maybe why

L.C.: you’ve KILLED MULTIPLE PEOPLE AND THIS IS HOW THE GODS REPAY YOU?!

Red army: no that was requiem

Red army: all I've done was be an entrepreneur for a merc corp and die

L.C.: oh....

But still you didn’t really do anything, I saved the world from my sister killing everyone by putting her on the bottom of the ocean

Tosuago: and I’ve helped someone help another person helping a god

Red army: well there was that one time where I saved like 29 people but idk

Both: oh *snaps fingers* that’s why

Red army: and there's that one time were I saved a baby