Kirby, where are you?

F**k you. F**k you so goddman much. When you die, I hope you die in the mcf**king harshest way possible for what you did. People deserve mercy, buy you? No. Mercy isnt even in my f**king vocabulary for you you f**king retarded son of bitch anal ass f**k hole. This is why nobody f**king loves you. You parents say they do, but they dont. They dont! It’s all a f**king lie just like your life. Why dont you just find some new friends, and try and f**k around with them like you did me you f**king michael jackson feemboy bitch ass hoe. Nobody should have to witness the utter bullshit you did with your life, hell if you're still reading this you suck ass! Suck my f**king cock you w**re! If i ever see you, im gonna f**k you so hard, until you beg for mercy. I’ll take your damn teeth and shove them down your throat so you can eat your own f**king words. I’ll do it! Bet i wont shit f**k! I'm coming. And boy are you gonna wish you never f**ked around with me, asshole. Because once I start, my shit aint ever gonna end. They will need to do reseach on your f**king corpse to see what the f**k went down in this bitch with your s**tty ass. I hope you're happy. I’ll f**k around with you awhile to see how you like it. I’ll f**k you till you die. And It’s gonna be painful horse shit. Very very painful. And I'm gonna laugh at every inch of pain you feel. Let your blood run down my face, in pleasure as you scream in pain. You’ll suffer. Just like you did me.

Cloud?!

F**k you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to f**k up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just f**ked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.

What the hell happened here

What the fu-

What the?

I just came back and this happened?

W-why?!