girl: *sprints in 15 minutes late*
Teacher: THIS IS THE 7TH TIME THIS MONTH *launches into a lecture of why she shouldnt be tardy*
girl: *sits next to me*
teacher: ...aND IF YOU REALLY WANNA IGNORE ME
I DONT SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE WHY YOURE LATE
girl: OKAY SO TAYLOR AND NOAH BROKE UP AND GOT INTO THIS HUUUUUUUUGE FIGHT AND I LEFT MY PHONE IN MY LOCKER AND I WANTED TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING SO I STAYED BEHIND AND-
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Teacher: LADIES I DONT REMEMBER TELLING YOU TWO THAT YOU COULD TALK; ~~~that one girl thats always late~~~