I just want to refute two parts of your claim. While Wikipedia is sometime not reliable, it is actually quite accurate most of the time because you have many people contributing to the information on the website.
Secondly, water is wet, and you insinuated that it isn't, but it is. If you dump water on something, it gets wet. If you dump water on it, it doesn't change, so it must be wet.
Boom, roasted.