help the pichu

*eats rare candies in front of Pichu.*
*dies 3 minutes later*

pichu: i eat the humans ded body

nOt FuNNy

I will help pichu by putting it out of its misery

Program wants to help the pichu but doesn't know how

you need to get the rawr

Program: *doesnt give a shit and gives pichu enough rare candies to become raichu*

Program: *punches the evil countryball*

nepalrawr goes a goofy holler

Program: *confused yet again*

tamparawr comes out of nowhere

Aaaaand program got killed.

tamparawr "I WIN!!!!!!"

Marth from Fire Emblem for no reason: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT