And this is why you should ask first before you complain for an hour

Not all girls are like this! What is wrong with you?!

People hate girls

Oh relax. Did I ever say all girls were like that? No. Did you assume I did? Yes. And what happens when you assume? You make an a** out of you and me. So don’t assume and think before you act like a dumb ass or people who aren’t as nice as I am may hurt you rather then show you what you did. Now if you’ll excuse me I have new minecrafters to teach the complexity of redstone to. Hopefully you’ll be nicer next time. And just so you know my girlfriend thinks it’s both true and funny.

I have a mental condition

Ah well here’s a little tip for next time (not trying to be mean or anything just giving a tip) next time you are even slightly agitated think for a moment. Ask yourself “is this human being trying to be rude/offensive or is he just putting out a meme that when looked from a harmless perspective is pretty funny” just food for thought.

Sorry. I have autism. I take a lot of jokes seriously.