Hey

i got something for you:

Axel; ye

Gold: bet
*sends out Typhlosion*

*pinsir

Gold: (image) Ember!

*dig go brrrr

*switches to Pideotto*

*l a p r a s

Gold: O-O

*awitch to pinsir and vital throw spam

Gold: nah, whirlwind!

Axel: alright I’ll stall you

Gold: Wing Attack!

Axel: bruh moment

Gold: it's called strategy!

Axel: ice beam (the tm from the game corner

(oh yeah)
Gold: uh, whirlwind aga- wait... I'm just gonna spam double team!

*golbat use crunch

Gold: use Drill Peck!

Axel: rock slide

Gold: BRO WHAT?! Pluck!

*rock slide spam

*starts spamming double team*

Axel; vital throw
*it keeps not missing and doing neutural damage because it’s part normal

Gold: get him outta here, Whirlwind!

*totadile scratches at him

Gold: Smokescreen!

Axel: I call first!

Gold: GO AHEAD!

*he sets up focus power of something, then K.O’s the clefable

*klap

*then it destroys the miltank*
Axel: ez

Gold: I- wha-

Axel: what?

Gold: *just claps*

Axel: I beat her and my pokemon I sweeped her with was weak to rollout

Gold: *sigh* i need more training
*runs off to start grinding*

Axel: If you think miltank is bad, pinsir would be your worst nightmare, it has a bigger base stat total *he leaves

Gold: alright!
*sends out his machoke, not noticing it's a little low leveled*

(Kinda ruins the point ;-;)
Axel: ._. whats taking him so long

*gold comes out, all his pokemon fainted*
Gold: *sigh*

*he go bacc to union cave

*starts Smokescreening Miltank with Quilava*

Axel: Bruh

Gold: SHE'S A SWEEPER, I TOLD YOU

*lapras go brr

(XDDDDD)
*Quilava faints somehow*
Gold: uhh, Pidgeotto?

*he bee speeeed

*pidgeotto faints*
(oh, forgot to mention, Marcy is the reason i added the "nuzlockes off in gyms" rule)

*He buys some stuff and gets rck smash

*machoke faints*
Gold: ah crap!

*silver gets the f**k out

Gold: HEY!

Axel: well f**k

Gold: *sigh* he got away!

Axel: yep

Gold: we'll see him again someday...

(Lmao)
*axel skipped to the national park

Gold: *speed to heal and buy lots of potions*

*wanna skip to Whitney?

(dear god, yeah)

*pinsir is caught and he heads bacc

*grind a bit, then **DEEP BREATHS** goes in*

Axel: it’s just normal types
*he starts sweeping the trainers

Gold: yeah, right
*also sweeps*
(i never had trouble with the trainers tbh)

*whitney time

Gold: here we go!

Axel: why ya scared?

Gold: this gym leader is known for sweeping teams!

*He grabs the dig tm and goes to morty's gym

*trades machoke to evolve him, and gets it back after forcing my friend to give it back*

(I did that with kadabra in moon

(lol)
*grind go brrrr*

(btw his pinsir also has moxie since mine does in soul silver so thats also why)
*he walk

(moxie is such an op ability)
*he must've grinded a little too hard because Quilava evolved*

(I think meganium is actually good just cause it can stall)
Axel: Ez

*walcc out, does some random bullshit, then heads to the next gym*

Axel: Your late

Gold:

(Ik)
*he go bacc to sweeping and stalling with pinsir and bayleaf

*goes back to marcy, this time, he wins*
Gold: I HAVE DONE IT!

Axel: I already got morty's badge

Gold: *cracks knuckles* this'll be a piece of cake!

*he go to the lighthourse

*also goes to the lighthouse*

Axel: Well lets test your team to see if its good

Gold:

Axel: alright I need t get the m e d i c e ne

Gold: hmm, is my team good, or do i need any other pokes
*looks in da pc*

*running up it

*fast as f**k boi*

*sweep go rr

Gold: *runs back out cuz he forgot to heal*

Axel: *moves forward

Gold: go, Gengar!
(yet again, another one i had to force back)

(Lmao)

*Gengar freaking sweeps his team*
Gold: c'mon, give me a real challenge!

o k

(lol, btw this is the only game I called myself something different)
Gold: *is sleep*

(Lamo)
Axel: *Already running out of his house

Gold: *wakes up, grabs his stuff, and runs outside*

Axel: Alright!

Gold: well, i'm gonna choose you Cyndaquil!
Prof. Elm: ah, yes, the fire mouse pokemon!
(no cap, look it up lol)

Axel: Ok, Im going with chickorita

Gold: YOU WHAT?!

*axel's already out the door*

Gold: *sigh* WAIT UP!
*runs after him*

(Ngl its a good toxic staller, Once got half sweeped by one with two healing moves)
Axel: Wat *He Takes the ball

Gold: I- wow, honestly thought you would choose totodile!

Axel; -.-

Prof. Elm: well, now you have your pokemon right?
Gold: yep!
Elm: Good!
(i just realized something about the professors lol)

(The names? Yep, t r e e ' s)
Axel: Y e s

(LOL)
Prof. Elm: now, he should be in the next town over, it's not that far!
Gold: cool! Thanks professor!

Axel: took you long enough

Gold: yep, hey, didn't the professor want us for something?

Axel: Yeah!

*Gold runs to the lab*
(imma be the professor)

(O k e )
*speed

Prof. Elm: hey you two!
Gold: hey professor!

Axel: H e l o

Prof. Elm: now, I want you two to go to the next town and get something from Mr. Pokemon
Gold: wait, but there are pokemon in the grass!
Elm: oh right! on the desk, there are three pokemon!

*he fast

Gold: *grinding a bit*

Axel: Yep

Prof. Elm: now, I wonder what's in this egg!
Gold: by the looks of it, it hatches soon

Axel: HMmm

(wait, we forgot the rival lol)

(I named him succ

(XDDDD, let's just add the rival)

(Ok)
*somone steal totadile

Gold: HEY

Axel: that’s illegal
???: *runs off

Gold: LET'S GO AFTER HIM!
Prof. Elm: that child actually stole my last pokemon, smh

(Lol

(poor shitass, [what I named him lol])

*fast as f**k boi

*Green Hill zone theme intensifies*

*they catch up

Gold: STAHP THEIF!

???: -.- no I don’t think I will

Gold: yes you will!
*tackles him*

???: HEYY

Gold: (image)

Silver: my names silver

Gold: huh, Silver and Gold, DOESN'T MATTER, GIVE TOTODILE BACK!

Silver: no

Gold: (image)

*He's in the next town

Gold: *heal up*

Axel: too slow

Gold: hm, I was training, not racing!

Axel: *sticks out his tounge and walks back to tthe lab

Gold: -_-

*Give egg to elm

Prof. Elm: oh yes, this is it...
Gold: ...

*He level up on the next route then straight to mr.pokemon

Gold: *grind 100*
(i'm grinding so hard cause this was a nuzlocke the first time i played it)

(o lol)
*he talcc to mr.pokemon and gets, the egg I think

(yeah, the egg)
Gold: *finally catches up to them*