Shitass

Ok. Here we go. So I logged on earlier to play some Minecraft bedwars. I got on a team of two in a 3v3v3v3 game and my teammate left. I put defenses around the bed, and I saw green coming. I told green, “hey green, can you not attack me for a second” to which they said they wouldn’t since I was a team of 1. I then got my trusty iron armory, my Diamond axe, and a gold pick axe from the shop and went to get diamonds/kill red team (who was next to me). So while I kept dying since I’m terrible and just coming back to the game, green built a little balcony on the Diamond generator they took. Good for them. Red eventually dies and I get sandwiched between Blue team who were playing like sweats and green team who was doing nothing. I was able to fend blue off for a little bit but my bed got destroyed on their 3rd or 4th attack on it. I admitted defeat, typed “/shout guess I’ll die” and jumped off the edge of the base, dying to the void. One of the green team members typed “R.I.P.” at the end.

Game 2 (if you want another story).

This was a much shorter game. So short that I barely got wood blocks over the bed before my team got attacked by a team literally on the other side of the map. (Yes I had another teammate but this was also a team of 2 in a 3v3v3v3 match). So my bed was broken immediately and I could do nothing about since I got knocked off just barely far enough away for me to not reach them in time. I think they were just good.