Can you do it?

If you're a dog

Choking, poison, if you get it into an open wound and it gets infected, if it goes stale it becomes a bludgeoning weapon, eating so much your stomach ruptures, someone hid a knife in it and you eat it anyway, you’re buried under a mountain of it and are crushed, or can’t get out and dehydrate to death, or if it looks like onion bread but is actually a mimic.

I said onion bread on the last one, but I meant garlic bread.

garlic