I'm never going to go on Broadway probably because *it's full of gay people and it's in the hood and it's in new York*
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And I’m never going to go anywhere because “I’m a stupid person without real goals and I need to start thinking, I could never go to Broadway or anywhere else”
-w-
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Same
"You shouldn't be a theater major because it doesn't make any money and you'll just live with mom and dad the rest of your life"
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“What’s the deal with Dear Evan Hansen anyways? It’s not that good of a musical.”
(I punched him in the mouth for that one.)
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My mom: "maybe you shouldn't watch dear Evan Hansen it sounds just like a guy who commits suicide. "
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And
“Ugh why can’t you just be quiet idiot you’re such a disease.”
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"ok if you sing good morning Baltimore one more time I'm disowning you"
"When you were born I should have dropped you or left you at the hospital"
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That makes no sense-
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It's because she thinks it's b a d
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Well it’s noT
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I k n o w
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WHEN I GROW UP AND GET MARRIED I’M LIVING ALONE
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So if you're married you are living without them...