Hey, Carl - your mother's pregnant with twins. I'm glad. Have you chosen names? Ulysses Everett and Uriel Angela Abigail. Why did you chose you names? Their initials: U.E. U.A.A. Oo ee oo ah ah? Ting tang walla walla bing bang! Your jokes are as bad as your breath.
hotkeys: D = random, W = upvote, S = downvote, A = back