cha cha real smooth

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTHE

*SMOOTH

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

Wanna continue rp?

(ik but like, damn, give me a chance to breath XD just lost my arm now imma fight UI goku?)

(I mean, goku is maxxed)
*de shapshifts* AH, too much too handle yet

*goes UI himself and teleports behind him while he's distracted,* THIS IS FOR MY ARM! *punches him full force using his other arm*

*spits blood*
ooow, *chokes him with the force*

*coughs* that's a nice force ya got there, *breaks his concentration with a ki blast*

*deflects it*

*hits the ground* s**t, I think ima die *coughs up blood*

sure

My oc: The hottest girl u ever dated is Monika

jokes on you I never dated her! and you don't even know what she looks like sooooo.

*Shapeshifts into Monika* Are you sure about that

*you can hear soft R&B music coming out of his head*

*you can hear hard rock coming out of my head*

*slow R&B stops* what IS that?

What's wrong, can't handle some of the force *Shapeshifts into Jiren*

*blinks and goes MUI* what did you just say? *gets behind him and hits him 6 times and gets back to the same spot before he even notices*

*goes full power and Jiren punches him in the gut*

*dodges* cant handle a little UI? *punches him some more*

*Deflects it all* *hits you with blast*

*catches it* bad boy, don't throw your toys, *takes out a small green bean and eats it*

Uses the force to take all of his beans, and the lightsaber extends

*GASP* *little does he know, those weren't his actual senzu, that was a bag of dust*

Summons gordon ramsey

hey! my senzu!

Burns the senszu

*dodges again* wanna know something? jiren takes a lot of STAMINA to use,

HA

*no im not, im still in front of you*

Throws lightsaber

*moves out of the way* spar? really?

*lightsaber turns into double lightsaber and stabs you since ur behind me*

*does a reversal to the next punch and throws 5 ki blasts at him*

Shapeshifts back nito base form and stabs heart with lightsaber

(wtf?) what?

Gordon: YOU DONKEY

*blasts him in the head*

Gordon: YOU IDIOT SANDWHICH

*begins to laugh*

Me: YOU DONKEY

(can not put, my oc at the beginning since u know who's talking)
Hard rock

why?

Because hard rock is good

im just listening to slow R&B because im looking at monika right now

oh fu- *shapeshifts back into base form*

*slow R&B stops*

So *gets out lightsaber* wanna duel

(I don't mind the lightsaber, but you didn't give me a chance to do anything before the attack,)

(sorry, but since u went into SSjgod, I had to act fast since SSjgod is fast and strong)

hell yea! *goes ssjgod*

*Fricking cuts ur arm off* Bro I thought u were gonna be faster
*shapeshifts into Ui goku and puts lightsaber back*

(wait wut)

(yeah lightsabers can cut arms off, and remember, he can shapeshift into Ui goku)

*turns his back to them and takes 2 more senzu, his arm grows back*

Me: hol up

*hides is senzu* *flexis his arm* YEA! just like it should be!

Shapeshifts into Zeno

(ok that's too far)

(ik lmao)
Shapeshifts into Jay-Z

who the hell?

Shapeshifts into Whis

oh hey whis!

Fricking 1 shots u

(ok enough)

(Sure)
Shapeshiifts into baseform and punches your gut... OW

*goes out of UI* if where gonna do that then, *goes ssjblue*

*uses the force to freeze you and yeet you*